Teacher: We will now honor the fact that we live in Canada by looking at *snores* Canadian licence plates.
Hetalia Randomness Fans: HAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOO
-Ontario Plate: "Ontario - Yours to explore"
Me: WTF ONTARIO???? ISNT QUEBEC THE FRENCH ONE? ISNT QUEBEC THE FRANCISH ONE?
Ontario: ................I'm telling your teacher that you're ditching.
-- B.C. - "Beautiful British Columbia -
Poland: YEAH? I'm fab!
Prussia: I'm AWESOME.
BC: I'm BEAUTIFUL
Ontario: And I'm yours to explore.
Everyone: ........tf ontario?
-Manitoba - "Friendly Manitoba
Manitoba: Yo! I'm friendly Manitoba! Home of the FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!!
China: *trips and falls, making 0000.0000000000001% of a sound*
Manitoba: YOU RETARDED BASTARDIC SH'T GET OUTTA MY SHOW!!!
-Alberta: Wild Rose Country
Mexico: *clinging to Spain*
Spain: ...
Mexico: DUDE. THE THE THE WILD ROSES WILL EAT ME!!!
Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!!
Alberta: I know how to hashtag! #Lonely
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Saskatchewan - "Land of living skies"
Saskatchewan: *was sitting on a log for 77383784993173384 centuries* Hey, Japan, why aren't my skies talking? Are they mute?
Japan: *banging head against invisible car* Kirr me Kirr me Kirr me
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...