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Teacher: We will now honor the fact that we live in Canada by looking at *snores* Canadian licence plates.

Hetalia Randomness Fans: HAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOO

-Ontario Plate: "Ontario - Yours to explore"

Me: WTF ONTARIO???? ISNT QUEBEC THE FRENCH ONE? ISNT QUEBEC THE FRANCISH ONE?

Ontario: ................I'm telling your teacher that you're ditching.
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- B.C. - "Beautiful British Columbia -

Poland: YEAH? I'm fab!

Prussia: I'm AWESOME.

BC: I'm BEAUTIFUL

Ontario: And I'm yours to explore.

Everyone: ........tf ontario?
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Manitoba - "Friendly Manitoba

Manitoba: Yo! I'm friendly Manitoba! Home of the FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!!

China: *trips and falls, making 0000.0000000000001% of a sound*

Manitoba: YOU RETARDED BASTARDIC SH'T GET OUTTA MY SHOW!!!
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Alberta: Wild Rose Country

Mexico: *clinging to Spain*

Spain: ...

Mexico: DUDE. THE THE THE WILD ROSES WILL EAT ME!!!

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!!

Alberta: I know how to hashtag! #Lonely

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Saskatchewan - "Land of living skies"

Saskatchewan: *was sitting on a log for 77383784993173384 centuries* Hey, Japan, why aren't my skies talking? Are they mute?

Japan: *banging head against invisible car* Kirr me Kirr me Kirr me

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