Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)

Sweet Broneshots

Broneshots= Bro-Oneshots.

1. Canada and America

Every time there's an election, Matthew cries because the liberals aren't getting much seats. America then puts on a video of Austria performing in front of MANY people without noticing that...his fly is down. And the video zooms in on that part of Austria's pants. This takes Mattie's mind off of the election, and he's calm and happy.
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Whenever someone insults Alfred, saying, "You're lame." or "You're so dumb." Canada won't do anything, but when someone calls him ugly or mentions gun crime or president assassinations, Canada puts them in the hospital for 5 weeks.

2. Scotland and England

When Scotland was 18, he realized how mean he had been to England, and took a video of himself, doing the chicken dance, painted with glitter and wearing only a tutu. Every year he shows it to England to repay for what he's done.
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England, as a child, wasn't bullied by Scotland - it only started when England was 12. When England was 5ish, he noticed Scotland crying in the rain. Nowadays, whenever it's raining, England doesn't let Scotland outside. He figures - if Scotland isn't outside, he doesn't cry.

3. Romano and Italy

For one week a year, Italy tells everyone to call him "Veneziano." Why? So Romano can be called Italy - something he's always wanted.
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Romano secretly HATES pasta. He only eats it because of Italy. He wants to eat something that Italy enjoys. Maybe he's not so selfish after all.

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4. Wisconsin and Wyoming

Wyoming once erased his brother from the America map and wrote, "F'ing Amazing Place, Bish" on it so people would know what Wisconsin is.
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Wisconsin fought Belarus one time for hurting his older brother - when he was ELEVEN. He ended up hospitalized for 2 months - Belarus for 3.

5. Alberta and Saskatchewan

Alberta once took his brother fishing. He didn't know how to fish. But he jumped in the freezing water and dove for a cod - which he caught, only to say, "We should hang out more often." His brother knew what this really meant. "Sorry for abandoning you."
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Saskatchewan will let Alberta see who he votes for - he's always had trust. But if anyone insults Alberta's vote...every curse, and not just in English, comes flying their way.