Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)

Drunk

On a random day in December, England thought it'd be funny to spice people's drinks with alcohol. He was about 19— still an idiot.

Because he spiked Seborga's and Cuba's and fem!France's.

Seborga had walked around, stumbling every 2 meters, falling on desks, tables, and annoyingly, people. He had slurred words which mostly consisted of cursing, as well as "I love oyster," when, in reality, he was allergic to oysters. Now, Seborga was only 14 years old when England spiked his drink, so Italy and Germany had to drag him home at like 2:30 in the morning. He was knocked out because he tripped and his head had collided with a wall.

Cuba was super pissed off, but when he relaxed, he started sobbing because no one was in love with him, so his girlfriend started flirting with him and he started dancing. Then he said incoherent, nonexistent words ("hejukuuuuummmisssclavvolia" for example). He then screamed "ICE CREAM!", ran to the kitchen where Germany was making wurst, and threw up on Germany. He then fell asleep, his head in the refrigerator.

Fem!France looked around for someone who was either cute or sexy. Her voice was slurred, but she managed to have the ability of speaking seductibely when she found Italy. She dragged him to a bedroom, slammed the door, and pulled his hair curl, breathing her whiskey breath into his mouth. I will continue in the next chapter.