Manitoba does love to offend and piss people off—but even a real jackass like him has limitations: He never talks about religion or politics or anything that can trigger actual sadness, as he mostly just tells people to "F'CK off." That may be because of this...
"Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!! Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy! HEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Someone shouted from the crowd, and Manitoba turned around, angered by the screaming they had done. Just then he felt a shove, and he almost went to the ground. Now, you should know two things. First, if you make physical contact with Manitoba, you BETTER have life insurance or Life Alert. Second, heck, if you can send him to the ground...wow. Go to the Olympics.
Well, long story short, Manitoba got very, very, VERY ticked off and grabbed the person who shoved him, dragging them about 15 meters away, and screaming at the top of his lungs, the most offensive things that could be said...ever.
The person then calmly explained that someone had fallen, and that person almost got run over.
Manitoba face shovelled and broke his nose. He never did that again.
But he can still say some pretty offensive stuff to you, just tell England that America cloned himself and gave his clone a makeover, and you got a dead England.
I wonder if Scotland will smile or mourn.
Okay, I won't test it, I don't want Middle Earth to get mad at me because I hate it when awesome people hate me.
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanficHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
