He's also good at annoying Britain....
"England, your eyebrows are so ugly! You need to tweeze those guys, or else Poland will apply the Poland rule to your face and make you look like 14-year-old Prussia! I was scarred for life after seeing the results, they are so terrifying, like my mathematics test. Did you know that once every ten years, a hurricane brews over dry land? Really scary because I may be next and I really hate hurricanes and usually don't worry about them, but I do now. Scary. Right? I can go on for hours and I will because I love talking and no one talks as much as me because of the Arkansas law stating that I am allowed to talk whenever and you have to listen to me or else something very horrifying will happen to you like pimples. I don't like pimples because they make me look like a girl and by the way I deserve to be treated like a man, which I am! Well maybe not a man, I mean I just started university! I am currently still in math and science class though which is horrible I mean like the tests are so complicated and..."
Britain:
*crying*
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanfictionHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
