1. America cannot watch Jumanji. Not after Robin Williams killed himself.
2. England has an illness where, he can't breathe properly because there's weight on his chest. Literal weight. It's called "The America Disorder" and it happens each time he thinks of the Revolutionary War.
3. Canada is in danger of being murdered. America pretends not to know Canada to protect him: If Canada is invisible, no one can murder him.
4. America cannot travel out of his country - he cannot abandon the States...not after he did it before.
5. If you accidentally type in "Alfree F. Jones" instead of "Alfred," America will be all sad because he'll think of freedom from England.
6. Every weekend, America, China, Korea, and Austria get together for a crafts session. So far, Korea, China, and America have not gotten far into their actual goal, teaching Austria how to make a craft.
7. When you get him drunk, he shuts up. Drunk America is the opposite of sober America.
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Hetalia Headcanons (Mostly OC's)
FanficHetalia head canons are SO unoriginal—but what if we twisted it up a bit so the OC's are also involved? You can post any Headcanon you want and I will put it up. Bonus points if you think of something for an OC. Also, you can post your OC's and I wi...
