Taking Care Of The Avengers (Loki x Reader) (under edit)

13. Animagers

"Stark! I'm going to get you this time, you nasty skunk!" A loud bellow erupted from a few floors below, sounding very familiar to that of a certain god of mischief.

In the lounge room, the Avengers perked up. Everyone was in the common room except (Y/n).

"What did you do now, Tony?" Steve asked. He let out a sigh. He knew what was coming next.

"I'm going to make sure you never steal my mortal candy again, revolting skunk-face!"

"That question was answered." Bruce muttered under his breath.

"Are you ever going to learn your lesson? He's going to kill you one day." Bucky scolded.

Yet again, another shout was heard, very familiar to the words-"I'm going to put your skunk head up your butt for this!"

"And that's my cue to leave." Tony hopped up from the couch, leaving his notebook and tablet.

Suddenly the doors of the elevator opened, revealing an angry Loki with green mist swirling around his clenched fists. "Let this be a lesson for stealing my candy! Will you never learn, you mewing skunk?"

"I see that the word for the day is 'skunk'." Pietro grinned.

"Maybe it's because he smells like one." Steve said, while stifling a laugh.

Thor boomed a laugh. "His perfume does smell like Bilgesnipe waste."

"What? I don't smell bad." Tony countered. He sniffed his shoulder. "Why haven't you told me this before?"

"We didn't want to hurt your feelings," Nat replied. Her grin told him otherwise.

Loki was, at the least, confused as to why they were teasing Stark instead of protecting him from his wrath.

"Am I the only one who's wondering how Thor knows what a Bilgesnipe's poop smells like?" Bucky asked.

Everyone ignored him as Wanda piped in. "I think it's because of his hair."

Tony gave such a deadly glare that she shrunk in her seat slightly, but also gave out a victorious smirk.

"What did you say about my hair?!"

"Now that you mention it, it is weird. All he needs is a white streak." Bruce said with a giggle.

"You know, Tony, you can always come to me for hair advice. You must wonder how I shape it so perfectly." Clint boasted, tracing his hair, a magnificent smirk on his lips.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how Civil War started.

Nah.

Knowing the Avengers, Civil War would take place for an even more ridiculous reason, if possible. They are the Avengers after all.

Tony gave out an ear-piercing growl and charged at Clint. He leaped from his seat and ran across the lounge.

Natasha got up to reprimand them, and it ended in a three-way chase.

Loki, constantly outraged at lack of attention and seriousness taken towards his problem, started shooting his green magic everywhere, in hopes to catch the skunk.

He shot a stream of green at Tony. Natasha was just about to catch Stark when the green mist hit her.

And in the heat of the moment, no one watched as she disappeared from sight.

Wanda used her powers to deflect Loki's magic, which soon directed onto the others. Pietro tried to catch them with his super speed, crashing into furniture and wrecking the area as he ran blindly, mostly out of fun than obligation.