Taking Care Of The Avengers (Loki x Reader) (under edit)

66) Toy Story: Avengers' Edition Part-3

"We need to get out of here before that stupid rhino kills us all!" I shrieked.

"I think this is rather thrilling!" Thor guffawed, and it was then I realized why Loki kept calling him an oaf.

I notched an arrow to my bow and aimed for the rhino's side. It sunk into the rhino, but that was all it did.

I hate stupid toy rhinos that come to life. They can't even die, stupid, stupid things.

The rhino turned its head. It was much larger than I was. Its feet made cute clopping sounds as it barreled towards me, grunting and tossing its head.

I shrieked again and ran for cover. Thor managed to yank on its horn and tackled it away from me.

I joined Natasha and Sam, who were hiding on a higher shelf. The rhino had been placed just a shelf away from us, and the second Andy had left the room, rhino reared to life and saw us as potential targets. Targets for what, I didn't really know, but it seemed to be intent to deal with us.

I hate rhinos. What was their purpose anyway? I get sharks, though I hate them. I surprisingly also understand that mosquitoes are important for the ecosystem, without which all life would deteriorate into nothingness and barren lands, but rhinos just took up too much space. Maybe my next mission should be to send all the rhinos to space.

How big would that spaceship be? Would they ram themselves out of it and float into space? Space rhinos. They'd probably die. But even the idea of space rhinos was useless. Rhinos didn't do anything to be here.
Then again, neither did I. And who am I to be a hypocrite?

A sharp jab to my arm made me yelp. Natasha glared at me. "Stop daydreaming and get a rope to the others!"

Steve, Bucky, and Thor were busy dodging the rhino. Bucky kept using his metal arm to deflect any hits, but he usually ended up sprawled on the ground and left Steve to defend him until he got up. I wish that rhino just hits Bucky hard enough for it to knock some sense into him.
Thor had decided it was a rodeo, and found himself on rhino's back, only, he had his body turned to the back of rhino.

I'm pretty sure he didn't completely understand what was going on, but he seemed to enjoy himself. And that was all that mattered.

I notched another arrow that was connected to a cable, and shot it down. The tip buried itself into the thick bedding, and I used the end to stick it to the shelf we were standing on.

Bucky climbed up the rope first, and I fought the urge to cut the rope and let him fall back to the ground. But then the floor vibrated. The kid was coming back into his room. His footsteps grew louder as he clambered up the staircase.

In haste, I did cut the rope. It was like a shower of pure ecstasy and fulfillment to see Barnes scream and slam into the bed.

Steve began dragging Bucky while Thor steered the rhino back to its shelf. Rhino didn't seem to disagree, as he probably knew the protocol for when Andy was coming.
We took our poses again in our places, just in time too. The door swung open and Andy hastily reached out to grab us.

Sam, who had been at the edge of the shelf, just above the bed, looked at me in panic. Andy's hand was moving dangerously close to him. Then the kid began picking. He caught Steve, Bucky (he deserves everything coming to him), and Natasha.

Andy's hand brushed past my legs, and I fought the urge to jump away.

Sam wasn't so lucky. In a blur, the hand had knocked Sam off the edge, and he hurtled down.
He didn't scream, I'll give him points for that. I would've lost my dignity there, like a baby thrown from a plane.
The bed gave him a soft landing spot, before he slid down to the floor, jammed between the leg of the bed and the dresser. Again, no sound from him. Maybe he had fainted from fear? Maybe Andy had knocked him out as well? Maybe he was just really so professional that he hadn't even let a word slip, despite the fact that he would've died.
Maybe he was dead?