Mrs.Devante Swing

it's not my fault though

Pilar pov:

Nurse: hello Ms. Hyman. I'm your new nurse. Nurse Lee.

Pilar: hi. nice to meet you.

nurse Lee: same here. how are you feeling?

Pilar: i'm doing okay so far.

Nurse Lee: well, do you feel well enough for a visitor.

Pilar: yea!

Nurse Lee: okay. -goes to the door and lets the person in.-

Andre: hey P!

-the nurse leaves.-

Pilar: thanks so much for coming Andre. I've been in her for almost a week and you still didn't show up until now.

Andre: yea, well I knew that things were bad, so I didn't want to see you like that. I see that I came a little early.

Pilar: well, i'm making progress. I still look rough though. I can't argue that.

Andre: so I hear that E did this to you. are you gonna press charges?

Pilar: yes. I plan on doing that when I get out of here.

Andre: why wait though?

Pilar: because there's a lot of things that needs to be done when pressing charges. and I don't want detectives coming in and out of the hospital.

Andre: you've always been the one to think things all the way through.

Pilar: yea, well I get that from my mother. (laughs at how she can't believe she had just said that after realizing that Phyllis has been lying to her all of her life.)

Andre: ohhh, Phyllis! such a classy woman!

Pilar: alright now! you better watch it. you're too young for her. 

-they both laugh.-

Andre: I know that smarty. plus I am married to a wonderful, sexy lady (leans back in the chair and smiles.)

Pilar: exactly! (laughs) so how is JoDeCi doing in the studio?

Andre: they are doing very well! especially your man! he's making really good music.

Pilar: my man? who's my man? (smirking)

Andre: oh c'mon! Devante Swing! that's who. 

Pilar: I don't know what you're talking about sir. (smirks and laughs)

Andre: yea. yall are caught! he keeps on coming up here to the hospital to see you. yesterday, he was recording this song called, and the song had something to do with getting their ladies pregnant. you're not pregnant are you? he didn't come up here and knock up right? (laughs very hardly)

Pilar: no!!!! (laughs) you sound dumb. i'm still a virgin FYI.

Andre: good! (getting up out of his seat) ive gotta go.

Pilar: but we were having such a good time though! (pouts)

Andre: I know. (kisses her on the forehead). I will see you tomorrow though. okay?

Pilar: okay.

Andre: and I am sure that your baby daddy will be up here later today. (laughs)

Pilar: very funny! now get out bitch! (Laughs)

-he leaves, still laughing. and so is Pilar.-

Eazy-E pov:

-goes to his friends house-

E: whats up yall's?

Kurrupt: whats up yo! (daps him up)

E: nuffin much! (goes to dap up Dr. Dre)

Dre: How's the lady doing?

E: listen. um..

Dre: what the fuck did you do now?!

E: I beat her up. badly man!

Kurrupt: the fuck you mean?!

Dre: is that why her ass is in the hospital now?

E: yea. listen! it's not my fault though. she came home after we had the party. I was still drunk. she was mad that the house was fucked up. then she wanna be yelling and shit. then she went up stairs still mad and talking shit. so I followed her upstairs to confront her about fruity man DeVante. (the boys started laughing at E) and she was saying that there was nothing going on. I didn't believe her. so I wanted to fuck her just to punish her. she kept on tellin me no and shit. so I started beating her. and then she escape from me when I had gotten a phone call. I tried to catch her ass, but she was too fuckin fast. she done pulled a Frederick Douglass on me.

Dre: and you're not arrested yet?

E: naw!

Kurrupt: you know Ms. Spicy doesn't play that. you're gonna have some serious charges on your hands! I'm telling you!

E: like what nigga! (opening a beer)

Dre: attempted rape and battery assault. you will have at least 25 years.

E: oh fuck no. but listen though, I have no regrets.

Kurrupt: you don't feel a little bit sorry?

E: maybe a tad (showing the amount with his fingers)

Kurrupt: you're hilarious.

-everybody laughs at E's stupidity-

E: enough about that bitch. lets play some cards.

Dre: aye, remember though, that "Bitch" is the baddest in the game.

Kurrupt: and her mama is bad too.

E: the fuck? Phyllis? you nasty as fuck bro!

Kurrupt: nah son, she bad.

Dre: whatever man. deal the cards E.

_________________________________________________________________________________________________ can you believe how disrespectful E is? whats your favorite line or part from the chapter? share with me in the comment section.