Mrs.Devante Swing

She Knows Her Daughter

---LATER THAT NIGHT----

-Dalvin comes in the house-

Devante: (opening the fridge) where you been at?

Dalvin: i was on a date Tionne. (walks into the kitchen)

Devante: wooorrrrd?! how was it?

Dalvin: it was great! we plan on going out again tomorrow.

Devante: sounds good.

Dalvin: where's P at?

-Devante smirks.-

Dalvin: what the hell is that grin for, nigga?

Devante: she upstairs.

Dalvin: ay tell her to come down so we can play some cards.

Devante: um, well you gonna have to go upstairs to play cards with her, cuz she a little sore right now.

Dalvin: sore?

Devante: yeah, well, you know the kid put it down earlier. (pops collar)

Dalvin: is that why you're wearing just a fuckin robe around the house?! yall nasty, nigga.

Devante: shut up boy! where's K-ci at? i havent seen him since the video shoot.

Dalvin: he's with Mary.

Devante: Mary? Mary who? the one that had the little lamb? 

Dalvin: very funny. no! Mary J. Blige. they met at the club last month. 

Devante: the night i told yall to get out of the house so that me and P could get busy?

Dalvin: yeah! and i me Tionne that night too! 

-K-ci walks into the house.-

K-ci: ay yall!

Devante: i heard you was hangin out with Mary?

K-ci: yeah! i had a good time with her. Jo-Jo out with that girl from Video soul. dang! i done forgot her name!

Dalvin: Sherry?

K-ci: yeah! thats it! Sherry Carter. 

Devante: it seems like all of us had some "one-on-one" time with the ladies.

Dalvin: mhm.

-Pilar yells down the stairs from her bed.-

Pilar: De! bring me some more ice!

Devante: (yells back) comin! give me that ice tray K-ci. 

-K-ci gives Devante the tray. Devante then takes it and runs upstairs.-

K-ci: whats the ice for?

Dalvin: he done tore the pussy up. (shakes head)

K-ci: oh lord!

----UPSTAIRS IN PILAR'S ROOM-

Pilar: thanks baby! (takes a cube of ice).

Devante: i hope you feel better. (laughs)

Pilar: haha! very funny. (says sarcastically)

Devante: so when are we gonna look at this house that you were talkin about?

Pilar: oh, thanks for reminding me. we have an appointment to look at it tomorrow. 1pm sharp!

Devante: okay. (lays back on the bed)

Pilar: ive gotta get up in a little to cook some dinner.

Devante: no. i got it! 

Pilar: thank you. 

-Devante looks deeply into Pilar's eyes.-

Pilar: what? (smiles)

Devante: you're just so beautiful to me. that's all. (puts his hand on her cheek). you just make me feel so complete. ive never made love before-- you know, before i met you. i see you in my dreams every night. you look like an angel when i dream about you. i cant even get horny thinkin about another woman. i rather be in you, than a pile of money. 

-A tear comes out of Pilar's eyes. Devante kisses her. the kiss starts another round of love making.-

Pilar: (breaks kiss) put the ice on the table. and take your robe off.

-Devante does what Pilar told him to do. they get back to business.-

Devante: now, you gonna have to be quiet cuz the boys are here.

Pilar: shut up, and do me please!

-Devante continues to give her the business.-

Devante: damn girl! it seems like everytime i fuck you, your pussy gets tighter.

~~~~~~~LETS HAVE AN LMAO MOMENT FOR JUST A SECOND CUZ THAT WAS FUNNY.~~~~~~~

Pilar: (hisses) what the hell are you hitting? it feels like my uterus bruh! 

Devante: but you like it though! (keeps thrusting)

-Pilar wraps her legs around his waist, so that he could go deeper.-

---DOWNSTAIRS---

Dalvin: they real quiet up there.

-Jo-Jo comes in-

Jo-Jo: hey yalls! where P and De at?

K-ci: they upstairs. quiet as a mouse though.

Dalvin: ay you think they doin it? 

Jo-Jo: eeww! 

K-ci: lets go see. (laughs)

-The boys run upstairs quietly. they listen at Pilar's door.-

Dalvin: (whispers) i told yall they was gettin it in.

Jo-Jo: the bed screws is about to come out. (laughs)

K-ci: shush! damn man! he is killin it in there.

-they boys hear Pilar squeal.-

K-ci: (laughs) yeah, he really killin it. 

-The boys hear someone come into the house.-

K-ci: (whispers) who's that? 

-The boys goes downstairs.-

Jo-Jo: omg! 

Phyllis: hey boys! 

K-ci: hey! what'chu doing here? (says frantically)

Phyllis: Pilar asked me to drop off some of my homemade lemonade. and some homemade iced-tea. where is she? i need to speak with her.

Dalvin: oh, she's up there, um exercising.

phyllis: oh really? well it will just take a minute. (tries to go upstairs)

Jo-Jo: (stops Phyllis) oh no! P told us not to interrupt her while she spending alone time with herself. you know? (looks at the boys nervously).

Phyllis: yeah, i guess. well, i guess i should get going. (walks to the door)

K-ci: well, have a great day! 

Phyllis: yall too! and tell Devante to stop pounding my daughter so hard. the screws are about to come out.  (leaves out of the door)

-The boys are in shock.-

Jo-Jo: how in the hell did she know that they were upstairs doin it?

Dalvin: she knows her daughter well. 

K-ci: im pretty sure that she knows that Pilar does not exercise at home. she goes to the gym, dumbass. (hits Dalvin's arm).

Dalvin: oops!

___________________________________________________________________________________Phyllis stays catching her daughter doin some nasty stuff. LMAO. The boys tried to cover for P and De, but they were unsuccessful. Phyllis was like "you said that Pilar was exercising. well the test determined: that was a lie" LMAO.