Phan Oneshots!

Things don't sound right (Ashley)

"Ahhh!"
"Shh, we need to be quiet. It's late."
"Don't put it there!"
"It had to be done."
"Ugh."
"Aah, success."
"I can't believe you sunk my battleship, you asshole."
"Don't be a sourpuss, Dan."
"Whatever."