Dan flipped out of the house like the badass vampire he was (already 1 sentence in and this is already garbage). He needed some wine or some shit because he's emo with problems!11!
IT'S NOT A FAZE MOM!!111!
Anyways, Dan walked into a bar. He saw a pale boy, who's nametag read Phil, at the counter and assumed he was a vampire. Because all pale skinned people are a vampire. Gerard, I'm looking at you.
Dan looked at him and sat on a bar stool. The pale boy stared at him and asked, "What will it be?"
Dan stood on the counter and yelled "BLOOD! BLOOD! GALLONS OF THE STUFF!" he was joined in with Gerard "The Vampire Blood King" Way. "GIVE US ALL THAT WE CAN DRINK AND IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH!" They shouted. Gerard then left, just like he left MCR.
Phil threw a bloody mary at him. "Now GIMME GIMME GIMME THAT VAMPIRE MONEY!"
"I'm broke." Dan said. "Then pay me with your hawt ass bodyyy!" Phil said.
They went on to do the vampire frick frack in the middle of the bar.
They were banned forever and went to hell because g0D hAteS faGs!!111!!1!!1one!!!
~The end~
