Once upon a time, there were 2 ghosts named Dan and Phil. They had been friends since when they were still human, and that was a long time ago.
Dan and Phil were both murdered by Donald Trump, after he made the wall. The wall had crushed them, because they were visiting Mexico at the time.
They both liked each other back then, and they still liked each other now.
So. Feelings were revealed accidentally.
"I can't believe that other ghost flirted with me," Dan said.
Phil muttered, "Well, I can. Not hard to see why."
Dan smirked, hearing this. "What was that?"
Phil blushed. He stammered, "Uhm, nothing."
Dan shrugged, dropping it. But then he smirked again. Dan said absentmindedly, "Hmm, maybe I should go talk to that ghost again. What was his name, Greg, was it?"
Phil clenched his fist. He said irritated, "No. Don't talk to him."
Dan shrugged, "Well, why not?"
Phil shouted, "Because I like you!"
Phil blushed immediately, and looked away.
"Phil. Look back at me."
Phil sighed, gazing back at Dan. Dan smiled, "I like you too, dummy."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
Phil said suddenly, "Let's have sex."
Dan nodded. "Ok."
They undressed each other, and Phil stuck his "member" inside of Dan. Dan did not feel this, and that was not because Phil was small. He was actually kind of big tbh.
Dan shouted, "I can't feel it! Is it in?!"
Phil shouted back, "Ok. I'll try harder!"
Phil slammed repeatedly in and out of him, but Dan still didn't feel it. Dan shouted, "I still can't feel it, Phil!"
Phil grunted, and continued his work. It did not help. They continued the bumsecks for a while, before Phil gave up and pulled out.
Phil sighed, "That was a waste of time."
Dan nodded, sighing as well. It was rather disappointing that he couldn't feel the sex. Dan asked, "Would we be able to feel while kissing?"
So they tried. They kissed and kissed, but somehow they couldn't feel it. They stopped kissing, very disappointed that being ghosts stopped them from being with each other.
Phil frowned. "I wish we told each other back when we were humans."
Dan frowned as well. Then he exclaimed, "Well, it's your fault! You didn't tell me til now!"
Phil gasped, "Why, I never!"
Dan frowned, and whispered, "I'm sorry."
Phil smiled, "It's ok."
Then they held hands. And maybe they couldn't feel it. Maybe they can't kiss or have the sex, but they still loved each other.
Besides, who needs ghost sex anyways?
They had all they needed.
Each other.
-Fin-
