Phan Oneshots!

Blood Red (Ashley)

(vampire!Dan, vampire!Phil AU)
(Pic attached is an aesthetic thing I made that kinda relates to this chapter, so there you go.)

Phil Lester was a vampire, and as all vampires do, he craved blood. Tasty, tasty blood.

The thought would've repulsed him ages ago, but he's had enough time to come into terms with his craving for blood.

The easiest way to get blood was to drink from a human. Vampires can drink other Vampire's blood, but they were much harder to trick into it, so humans were the easiest way.

Phil normally had one tactic: Seduction.

Humans were very compliant when they were full of lust, so Phil could just drag them off, drink a good portion of their blood, and leave.

Phil grabbed his black hoodie and went to the nearest nightclub. He could smell lots of blood, and also some vampires, as vampires could sense each other.

Phil walked into the nightclub, looking around for the prime target. The strobing lights were a bit of an annoyance, and so was the loud music, but he was used to it by now.

While looking around, he noticed one of the vampires chatting up a girl. Seems that one has the same idea as him.

Phil had planned to just keep looking around for another target, but he couldn't bring his eyes away from the vampire, who Phil noticed was quite attractive...

Hm, Phil hadn't seduced a vampire before...

He smirked before sauntering over to the vampire and the human girl he was chatting up.

The vampire sensed him approaching and watched him coldly. The girl turned her back for a moment. The vampire hissed at him, "What do you want?"

Phil smirked, "You."

The vampire rolled his eyes. "Nice try, buddy."

Phil pouted, "Aww, dang. Can I at least get a name?"

The girl turned back to the vampire and touched his arm. "My, my, Dan. Are you up for... some fun?" The girl winked at the vampire, who was apparently named Dan. Unless he lied to her, which seemed possible.

Phil whispered into the vampire's ear, also taking a glance at his neck, "Dan, eh? Nice name."

The vampire rolled his eyes at Phil and sighed. He smiled at the girl apologetically, "I'll be up for some in say... Half an hour?"

The girl's eyes lit up with mischief and she smirked. "Deal," she said, before sashaying away to the bar.

The vampire turned to Phil immediately and asked bluntly, "Look, what do you want?"

Phil smiled cheekily, "I already told you what I wanted, Dan."

Dan sighed yet again. "Vampires crave blood, not sex. I'm not willing to give up any blood, so go away," he said irritably.

Phil's fangs popped in his mouth, and he smiled, exposing them, "Who said I don't want both? And don't pretend you're not at least a little interested. You did turn that girl away for now."

Dan grumbled, "She'll be back in thirty minutes."

Phil winked, "That's enough time for a quickie."

Dan apparently gave up arguing against him, due to the fact that they ended up in Phil's apartment.

They had some 'fun', and then it was time for Phil to get the blood he desperately craved.

He opened his mouth and bit into Dan's neck, relishing when the blood poured out of the wound. Dan gasped as Phil licked and sucked the bite mark, drinking the blood.

Dan hadn't realized how pleasurable getting bitten was until then.

Eventually, Phil leaned away after drinking the rest of the blood the bite provided, and laid back in the bed. He chuckled, "Fun, yeah?"

Dan smirked, "Yeah, but you know, I'm quite thirsty..."

Phil tilted his head, pushing his pale neck towards Dan, inviting Dan to bite him.

A nice arrangement formed after that night. When the two needed blood and were too lazy to seduce some humans, they would just drink each other's.

I would've added more to them in the apartment, but I'm not good at/uncomfortable with writing smut, so yeah. But drinking blood is kinda erotic lmao.
~Ashley (who writes 96% of the one shots because she gets bored af)