The fortune teller said to the boy, "You will have the cheeky bumsex with yo home boi."
"Um, ok?" Dan said, really confused.
The fortune teller said to Dan's friend, Phil, "You will top. #PhilTops2k16"
Phil smirked and winked at Dan. Dan smirked back.
Then they had the cheeky bumsex right then and there, in front of the fortune teller. The fortune teller recorded it, and sold it for millions of dollars.
The end.
