Confessing isn't always what it's made out to be (Ashley)

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By Fall Out Boy
And this is not serious.

Phil Lester was finally confessing his love for his bestest best friend, Dan Howell

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Phil Lester was finally confessing his love for his bestest best friend, Dan Howell.

Phil stammered, "So yeah... I love you, Dan." He blushed like an anime school girl.

Dan smiled. "Oh my god, I love you too! He exclaimed.

Phil said excitedly, "Really?!?!!?!"

Dan yelled, "YES!"

It was time to kiss.

Right...?

Phil leaned up to kiss Dan and as soon as his lips touched Dan's, Dan pushed him away.

Phil asked confused, "What's wrong??"

Dan exclaimed, "SYKE!!! IM NOT GAY LOL. FYI I LIKE VAGINA!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU !!!!! HAHAHAHABSHFHDJANDREEKSJFJFNFENWBNDGNF BE NSJWKENEBTNFJHBJRJEJWJFNGNDNSNENF BF BFBDJEJWJSHFJDNFJRJDJDJDHSJSJDHDBFNFN!"

Dan dabbed and did the whip and the nae nae before kicking Phil out of his house and slamming the door in his face.

bUT THEN PHIL REWOUND TIME LIKE MAX FROM LIFE IS STRANGE.

BUT THEN, THE UNIVERSE FLIPPED AND SUDDENLY DAN WAS IN LOVE WITH PHIL BUT PHIL DIDN'T LOVE DAN.

IT WAS A CIRCLE OF DISAPPOINTMENT

THE END

THE END

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Umm.... I don't know what happened...?

Anywayz  bye!!

~Ashley

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