The picture in the media is not relevant but it makes me laugh so there you go. I dont know what this is.
Phil Lester loved conspiracies. He'll believe even the most outlandish theories, as long as he's got just a little bit of evidence to back it up.
It has started to affect his life.
His roommate and possible human he conducts homosexual activities with agrees. "It's hurting our friendship," his roommate claimed, looking extra sad.
"How so?" The woman asked.
"If something happens that he can't explain, he makes up a conspiracy to make himself feel okay," his roommate, Daniel, stated. "After the 2016 US Election, he made up a conspiracy that the Illuminati, ran by Putin, rigged the election so he'd win."
The woman gasped, as it all came to her. "That makes sense!"
Daniel was reported shaking his head rapidly, as if possessed. "Not you too!" he screeched.
Daniel ran away from the scene and made his way to the forest. All he could see was the crazy eyes of his roommate, ones that used to be bright and full of life.
Now Phil was just a shell of what he once was. Daniel slowed down as he made it to a part of the forest where the path diverged into two.
Then it came to him. It had been a game of tag, he thought, as his mind started working at a quick pace.
Things were starting to make sense. Being a conspiracist was a disease, a highly contagious one at that.
Mermaids exist.
Cardi B is in the Illuminati.
His boy Kanye West will win the election in 2020.
And those theories made sense in his deranged head.
He was the conspiracist now.
