Hi. This is a crack fic. And I am writing this, as I basically forced Jynx to write the last one-shot, so I guess this makes up for it.
Blah Blah Blah. Dan and Phil are friends, and are also in high school. (Soz, I'm not British.)
They liked each other. They did know that the other one liked them.
They were sorta as you could put...
Friends with Benefits
(For the moment)
They needed to hook-up. ASAP. THIS WAS VERY IMPORTAL!
They skipped Social Studies class, because they really hated their teacher. He smelled like onions.
But anyways. They went to the boy's bathroom, that conviently had a bed in it.
Dan leaned forward and passionately kissed Phil, and Phil responded to the kiss. Hands were roaming.
Eventually, the pants were off, revealing their 15 inch peni. (Peni is obviously plural)
There were moans coming from behind the boy's bathroom, so they got situated and checked outside.
The moaning was coming from their gross Social Studies teacher. He had been listening to them.
They puked on him, and then he died. They hid the body before going back into the boy's bathroom.
And moans could be heard.
-fin-
Save me please
-Ashley
