((Co-author Jynx simply gave me the prompt for this oneshot with "Dan lives in a trashcan." Let's see what I, the trash master, can do with that.))
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Phil whistled as he passed by the same store twice. Maybe he was getting lost, but it was mainly because the maps were not helpful for him. That may have been because he is just really bad with directions.
He was outside the same McDonald's, but then the thought occurred to him that maybe it was a different McDonald's. Those were everywhere, but then he saw the Taco Bell next to it, and remembered that it was the same one.
He was getting hungry so he took out his wallet to check how much money he had when he realized he only had about four cents. Phil sighed. There was only one solution.
Phil has to go dig around in a large trash can.
He tried to do it stealthily so people didn't give him odd looks, but he wasn't sure how well he accomplished that. He rummaged through the nearest trashcan, but he kept hitting something solid, but then a voice called out, "Yo man, what are you doing to my trash can?!"
Trashcans don't talk... Phil looked down and realized that he had been hitting the head of a man who was glaring at him for disturbing him. Phil was shocked, but then he remembered why he was even digging through the trashcans.
Phil said awkwardly, "I was looking for food or money in the trash can.." Even he cringed and he was the one doing it.
The man replied, "I got a partially-eaten hamburger I could share, but no money." Phil looked at the man gratefully, who had grabbed the partially-eaten hamburger that had been mentioned and split it in half. Of course, it wasn't a perfect half. Phil protested when he got the smaller half. "Hey!"
The man glared at him before stating, "This was my trashcan!"
Phil shrugged. "Good point. But why are you in the trash can?"
The man snorted. "Because it is where I belong, I am trash. By the way, my name is [Dan.]"
Phil did finger guns. "Cool, cool. My name's Phil."
It only escalated from there.
If you checked out the trash can inbetween McDonalds and Taco Bell, you might be shocked to find two people making out in it.
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Fin.
The trash master is back at it again.
GG.
Oh, and if anybody in the comments would like to send in ideas for oneshots, please do.
~Ashley
