Blame this on Jynx
-Ashley
Dan had been planning to take action. But then he didn't.
He got a new lover.
His name was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was actually really fucking old and gross, but he was sugar daddy af.
So. Yeah. Dan never made a move on Phil because he got a boyfriend. (Who he was sure was gonna die soon.)
Phil was so very sad when Dan introduced him to his boyfriend. But he couldn't do anything about it.
So he watched as Dan was with him.
Forever.
Or at least until Donald died.
-fin-
I was planning on having Jynx write the actual part 2, but she wouldn't cooperate.
I even threathened to add Donald Trump to it, but she wouldn't do it.
So I stuck to my word. Here's this trash.
Byeeee
-Ashley
