Jada: Hello! I celebrate Christmas so that's what I'm going to write, but happy Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa, Hanukah, and whatever you may celebrate. If you don't celebrate anything than have a nice day because you all deserve to have a nice day. Please forgive my spelling and let's begin!
Leo: You sound like a youtuber.
Calypso: That of which consumes your life consumes you.
Nico: *turns around to hide mythomagic cosplay*
Hazel: *sees* Wait, Nico.
Nico: Shhhh.
Jada: I'm tired of actually writing and tired in general. Time to turn the stereotype machine on... Christmas Style.
Percy: PERSASSY IS IN THE HOUSE BISHES AND YOU KNOW IMMA BE LIT.
Annabeth: *an intellectual* *reading 60 billion books even though she has dyslexia and I can imagine reading with dyslexia might prove to be difficult so applause* Not this again, Perce.
Leo: What do you get when you cross a chihuahua and a poodle?
Calypso: What?
Leo: Crippling Depression
Thalia: *Murders Leo*
Calypso: My lllllloooooovvvvvveeeee.
Nico: No worries. Get me some McDonalds because apparently I revive people A LOT.
Will: You go, honey! Kick their butts!
Solangelo: *blushes and then kisses*
Nico: *revives Leo*
Leo: THIS IS THE MILLIONTH TIME I HAVE DIED.
Piper: *snapchatting everything* Boys! Get me my makeup and tell me I'm pretty. We need a Neo ship moment and I am pumped!
Jason: Sorry, Pipes! I'm on a date with this brick. Tonight we're eating staplers!
Hazel: What's a stapler?
Frank: *turns into a panda* It's a thing.
Hazel: Ooookkkkkkaaayayyy.
Jada: OKAY! Time to turn this off. *switches off'*
Everyone: *complains*
Jada: Shhhhh. It's Christmas.
Everyone: Oh yeahhhhh
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Frank: Or whatever you celebrate,
Jason: Because we're all special.
Jada: Thank you for everything and I hope you have a wonderful day no matter what it may be for you. Please comment below and tell me whether or not you like the stereotype machine. For me, it makes things a bit easier to write because I don't have to think about it as much, but it's not at all worth it if you guys don't find it funny. Anyways, here's some blue cookies!!! ( : : ) ( : : ) ( : : )
Thalian: Outro!
Percabeth: Thank you for reading!
Caleo: And writing because we all love to read your work!
Frazel: And commenting!
Solangelo: And for being yourself!
Jasper: Keep being your rainbow sparkly unicorn self!
Everyone: Later!
Jada: And Happy Holidays! *includes winter solstice even though it's really late.
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