A/n: I'M SO HYPED FOR THIS GUYS, BE HYPED WITH ME
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DinahJ: MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
LaurenJ: must've made you pretty sad and regretful
DinahJ: LAUREN YOU FUCKING HO NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION
NormaniK: FOR FUCK SAKE LAUREN
Allysus: JUST KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF
Canola: YEAH LAUREN
LaurenJ: .... excuse you?
Canola: sorry I was just trying to fit in...
LaurenJ: I swear to god I'll kill you Camila.
KylieJ: HER NAME IS CAMZ TO YOU-
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DinahJ: YEAH LAUREN, STOP RUINING MY MOOD AND MY SHIP
LaurenJ: I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
Crybaby: *scoffs* you disgust me.
Allysus: you should be ashamed of yourself.
ArianaG: yeah!
ArianaG: ... wait why should Lauren be ashamed of herself?
NormaniK: lmao idk it's just easy to pick on Lauren
LaurenJ: FUCK YOU GUYS IM LITERALLY A BEAN.
DinahJ: NO BITCH YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A RUDE HUMAN BEING WHO BROKE MY HEART AND ALMOST KILLED ME EARLIER
LaurenJ: OH MY GOD DINAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
DinahJ: I ALMOST DIED
LaurenJ: HOW
DinahJ: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
LaurenJ: NO MAYBE I ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED INTO YOU
DinahJ: YOU SAID "DIE BITCH" AND PUSHED ME
LaurenJ: NO I SAID "where's my hair dye" and I accidentally nudged you
LaurenJ: it was just all a big misunderstanding.
DinahJ: YOU DON'T EVEN USE HAIR DYE
NormaniK: idk what the fuck I just read, but I'm very entertained
Canola: all I know is this is probably all Dinah's fault
Canola: and Melanie, I blame her too
Crybaby: WHAT DID I DO?!
Canola: I'm sure you did something.
DinahJ: LAUREN PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Allysus: Lauren is this true?
LaurenJ: no!
Allysus: well she said no Dinah
DinahJ: SHE'S LYING
Allysus: are you lying Lauren?
LaurenJ: no
Allysus: well there you have it Dinah, you probably just imagined the whole thing
DinahJ: WHAT THE FUCK NO I DIDN'T
DinahJ: MY ANKLE STILL HURTS, I DID NOT IMAGINE THIS.
KylieJ: are you sure? because sometimes I imagine that Ari goes down on me in my sleep
ArianaG: is that like one of your secret fantasies?
KylieJ: maybe...
NormaniK: LMAO SAME
DinahJ: CAN YOU ALL JUST FOCUS ON ME?!
DinahJ: LAUREN ALMOST KILLED KE TODAY
Allysus: Dinah we've already established that she didn't do it. Maybe you should stop lying.
LaurenJ: yeah Dinah! I wouldn't do that!
DinahJ: I fucking hate you all.
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*private texts between Melanie and Lauren*
LaurenJ: Dude I'm so glad no one believed Dinah lmao
Crybaby: I know! And when Camila said that it was my fault, I thought she knew something...
LaurenJ: Dinah will get over it, it was just a dare, and plus she didn't even die
Crybaby: exactly! We're in the clear
LaurenJ: so we agree, let Dinah believe she imagined the whole thing
Crybaby: yes. we're on the same page.
LaurenJ: lmao I like dark Melanie
Crybaby: welcome to the dark side Lauren
