Allysus: one does not know sin, until they are sitting right next to Mani while she's facetiming dinah.
Crybaby: no, one does not know sin, until you share a room with Lauren and Camila.
NormaniK: one can not sin, while ally is playing gospel music super loudly, while you are trying to FaceTime Dinah.
LaurenJ: what the fuck Ally
Allysus: I AM TRYING TO DROWN OUT ALL OF THE SIN.
Canola: one does not know sin, until Lauren's hand is in your pants during church
Allysus: I JUST- WHY WOULD ONE EVEN- I CAN'T EVEN- I'M SO- WHY- UGH WHAT-
KylieJ: I think you broke Ally.
ArianaG: way to go Mila, you broke mom.
Crybaby: no I broke out your mom's vagina.
Allysus: MELANIE STOP THIS SINFULNESS
LaurenJ: you knew what you were getting yourself into when the majority of this group chat used to be lesbians.
Allysus: THAT WAS LIKE A MILLION CHAPTERS AGO
Canola: WE. R. NOT. IN. A. FUCKING. BOOK.
LaurenJ: *are
DinahJ: I'm sure if we were in a book everyone would be frustrated as fuck, because Lauren's correcting everyone while "clothes is big on me" exists.
LaurenJ: AFHSJDKFLF TRIGGERED.
KylieJ: triggering Lauren is so fucking easy
LaurenJ: NO IT'S NOT, BITCH
KylieJ: u r da mostest triggrd peoples evr
LaurenJ: WHY THE FUCK WOULD- DO YOU EVEN- THAT WAS SO- DO YOU EVEN KNOW- I'M JUST SO-
Canola: and now Lern's broken
Crybaby: broken like Ally's vagina after I visited Texas last month
Allysus: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA
Crybaby: but it's sooooo amazing
Crybaby: it's like the promise lands
Crybaby: IT'S HEAVEN
Crybaby: heaven is a place on earth with ally's vaginaaaaaaa
DinahJ: video games remix - by Melanie Martinez.
LaurenJ: LMAO YES
Canola: lern loves Lana
LaurenJ: no, *lern loves camz
Canola: and camz loves lern
Crybaby: BARF
ArianaG: I don't understand something
NormaniK: that's not new
Allysus: HEY DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY, SHE'S A BEAN.
Allysus: WE MUST PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS
NormaniK: shit, you're right.
NormaniK: I'm sorry Ari, what don't you understand?
ArianaG: why is Lauren always triggered whenever we don't spell full words like "r" and "u" but she doesn't get triggered when Camila calls her "lern"?
KylieJ: the answer is very simple my love, Lauren, is whipped.
DinahJ: and now I shall say it as an intellectual
DinahJ: the solution to your confusion is quite mere my darling, mother laurenza, is indeed what you simple folk call "whipped"
Allysus: the fact that she turned into an intellectual, just to say that Lauren is whipped though ...
LaurenJ: Dinah wishes she was an intellectual
DinahJ: HEY! I CAN BE ONE IF I WANTED TO!
LaurenJ: in order for that you'd have to have a gpa higher than 2
Canola: FUCKING BURN
NormaniK: isn't your gpa like 0.5?
KylieJ: BATTLE OF THE GIRLFRIENDS
ArianaG: yeah well! You have a mommy kink Kylie!
Crybaby: Ari... we meant our girlfriends battle each other, not we battle our girlfriends...
ArianaG: oh...
NormaniK: and I doubt having a mommy kink, is insulting
NormaniK: I mean Melanie has one
Crybaby: SHUT UP
