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A/n PLEASE READ: So many of y'all wanted Halsey, like I actually counted and shit so, here y'all go. BUT all my dofia fans, don't worry, I will be adding them in too, maybe the next chapter or the chapter after the next. So have no fear, jasmine is here. Also I'm gonna super try to do all of y'all's requests on people, but it just gets overwhelming bc everyone wants someone different. So I'll try to do every single person requested! But pls don't hate me if I can't. Love you guys💗

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@LaurenJauregui: Reply to this is you're super bisexual and hate Donald trump

@Halsey: @LaurenJauregui,

@CamilaCabello: @LaurenJauregui, @Halsey, O H M Y G O D YOU'RE HALSEY I'M NOT OKAY

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@CamilaCabello: @LaurenJauregui, @Halsey, O H M Y G O D YOU'RE HALSEY I'M NOT OKAY

@Halsey: @CamilaCabello, You're super hot and I'm also not okay

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Canola: HALSEY JUST CALLED ME SUPER HOT

Canola: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

DinahJ: I know, we can hear you from downstairs...

*LaurenJ has added Halsey to the chat*

LaurenJ: Hi I'm Lauren and you called my girl super hot a second ago

Halsey: Oh no...

LaurenJ: And I just wanna know

LaurenJ: THREESOME???????

DuaL: *Coughs*

LaurenJ: Sorry, FOURSOME?

DuaL: Thanks daddy

Canola: ^ N U T

Halsey: Are you three a throuple?

NormaniK: LMAO A THROUPLE

KylieJ: I don't know whether the idea of Dua, Camila, and Lauren turns me on or weirds me out...

KylieJ: I'm super conflicted...

ArianaG: As long as I get to watch them have sex, sign me the fuck up.

Halsey: I'm sorry, how old are you all?

Canola: Age is just a number, babe 😏😏

Halsey: Yeah, and jail is just a place...

Allysus: LMAOOOO

Allysus: It's okay, I'm their grandma

Halsey: Wait what? H o w

Crybaby: Babe, you're 19, stop calling yourself a grandma, you're not old.

DinahJ: Well... she is the old woman of the group

Allysus: FUCK YOU DINAH

DinahJ: Is that an invitation, Allysin?😏😏

NormaniK: ^ Please sign me the fuck up

Crybaby: ^ FOURSOME

Halsey: SO MANY FOURSOMES ARE HAPPENING

ArianaG: Yeah I feel left out tbh

KylieJ: Orgy?

DuaL: YOU EACH CAN FUCK ME WITH A DOOR KNOB

NormaniK: THEN FUCK ME WITH THE SAME DOOR KNOB AND CALL ME AUNT JEMIMA 😩😩💦

Canola: Y E S PLEASE

Allysus: N O PLEASE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

Halsey: I DONT- I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

Halsey: But you're all super hot so... sign me up please daddies

NormaniK: You're calling us super hot, but have you seen yourself?

Crybaby: YOU'RE A MASTERPIECE

Canola: ^ YOU'RE RIPPED AT EVERY EDGE BUT YOU'RE A MASTERPIECE

Halsey: ^ Promo as fuck

KylieJ: ^ Fuck me to all of your songs daddy😩💦

Halsey: ... can you really go for that long?

KylieJ: You clearly haven't fucked a real one yet

Crybaby: ^ The shade at all of Halsey's exes tho

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