A/n PLEASE READ: So many of y'all wanted Halsey, like I actually counted and shit so, here y'all go. BUT all my dofia fans, don't worry, I will be adding them in too, maybe the next chapter or the chapter after the next. So have no fear, jasmine is here. Also I'm gonna super try to do all of y'all's requests on people, but it just gets overwhelming bc everyone wants someone different. So I'll try to do every single person requested! But pls don't hate me if I can't. Love you guys💗
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@LaurenJauregui: Reply to this is you're super bisexual and hate Donald trump
@Halsey: @LaurenJauregui,
@CamilaCabello: @LaurenJauregui, @Halsey, O H M Y G O D YOU'RE HALSEY I'M NOT OKAY
@Halsey: @CamilaCabello, You're super hot and I'm also not okay
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Canola: HALSEY JUST CALLED ME SUPER HOT
Canola: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
DinahJ: I know, we can hear you from downstairs...
*LaurenJ has added Halsey to the chat*
LaurenJ: Hi I'm Lauren and you called my girl super hot a second ago
Halsey: Oh no...
LaurenJ: And I just wanna know
LaurenJ: THREESOME???????
DuaL: *Coughs*
LaurenJ: Sorry, FOURSOME?
DuaL: Thanks daddy
Canola: ^ N U T
Halsey: Are you three a throuple?
NormaniK: LMAO A THROUPLE
KylieJ: I don't know whether the idea of Dua, Camila, and Lauren turns me on or weirds me out...
KylieJ: I'm super conflicted...
ArianaG: As long as I get to watch them have sex, sign me the fuck up.
Halsey: I'm sorry, how old are you all?
Canola: Age is just a number, babe 😏😏
Halsey: Yeah, and jail is just a place...
Allysus: LMAOOOO
Allysus: It's okay, I'm their grandma
Halsey: Wait what? H o w
Crybaby: Babe, you're 19, stop calling yourself a grandma, you're not old.
DinahJ: Well... she is the old woman of the group
Allysus: FUCK YOU DINAH
DinahJ: Is that an invitation, Allysin?😏😏
NormaniK: ^ Please sign me the fuck up
Crybaby: ^ FOURSOME
Halsey: SO MANY FOURSOMES ARE HAPPENING
ArianaG: Yeah I feel left out tbh
KylieJ: Orgy?
DuaL: YOU EACH CAN FUCK ME WITH A DOOR KNOB
NormaniK: THEN FUCK ME WITH THE SAME DOOR KNOB AND CALL ME AUNT JEMIMA 😩😩💦
Canola: Y E S PLEASE
Allysus: N O PLEASE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
Halsey: I DONT- I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
Halsey: But you're all super hot so... sign me up please daddies
NormaniK: You're calling us super hot, but have you seen yourself?
Crybaby: YOU'RE A MASTERPIECE
Canola: ^ YOU'RE RIPPED AT EVERY EDGE BUT YOU'RE A MASTERPIECE
Halsey: ^ Promo as fuck
KylieJ: ^ Fuck me to all of your songs daddy😩💦
Halsey: ... can you really go for that long?
KylieJ: You clearly haven't fucked a real one yet
Crybaby: ^ The shade at all of Halsey's exes tho