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Canola: I'm upset...

LaurenJ: Awww camzi, baby, what's wrong?

Allysus: WHO DO WE GOTTA KILL?

DuaL: Already ready to find their address.

Crybaby: ^ Already got my scissors to cut their nipples off.

Allysus: ^ Usually I'd say "ouch", but in this case, LET'S CUT THEM SLOWLY BABY

Crybaby: ^ Fuck I'm so in love with you

Allysus: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO

NormaniK: Mally stop being gay for a second we need to figure out who hurt Mila

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NormaniK: Mally stop being gay for a second we need to figure out who hurt Mila.

NormaniK: BECAUSE I SWEAR, I'LL HAVE DINAH MURDER THEIR ASS AND THEY'LL BE SORRY THEY EVER FUCKED WITH OUR PRECIOUS BABY

KylieJ: YEAH!

KylieJ: Wait... why does Dinah have to murder them? Why can't you murder them?

NormaniK: BITCH MY NAILS WILL GET RUINED TF

DinahJ: whAT ABOUT MY NAILS

ArianaG: I don't care about my nails, WHO TF HURT MY CAMILA?!

DuaL: I thought she was my Camila...

LaurenJ: ^ She is our Camila, Dua.

ArianaG: EXCUSE ME???? SO YOU'LL SHARE WITH DUA, BUT NOT ME?

LaurenJ: Dua's like our second girlfriend

NormaniK: I thought Dua was my girlfriend

DinahJ: No, I'm your girlfriend

NormaniK: I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP UP, WHO'S MY CINNAMON APPLE?

Allysus: That's me baby

Crybaby: Wait, then who's my bean?

ArianaG: I believe that's me

DinahJ: Wait then who's my wife?

LaurenJ: Me babe

DuaL: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY SUGAR MOMMA THO

KylieJ: That's me mamas

Allysus: Wait, so if Camila's our precious baby...

Allysus: ... she's like, all of ours?

KylieJ: Pretty much.

Allysus: Why?

ArianaG: Camila's hot.

DinahJ: She got a nice ass

Allysus: we'RE ALL HOT AND HAVE NICE ASSES!

Crybaby: True. But we can't deny that we all wanna fuck each other.

LaurenJ: True as fuck

NormaniK: I mean I want you all to fuck me with a toaster.

Allysus: Not now, mani.

NormaniK: THEN WHEN, ALLY? WHEN?

Allysus: Soon 😏

DuaL: OH SHIT ALLYSIN

ArianaG: I wanna fuck Allysin so bad 😩

KylieJ: Wait, so basically we're all just dating each other?

DinahJ: Pretty much, SISTER WIVES!!!

LaurenJ: Dinah, no

LaurenJ: Wait, Dinah yes. Sorry "Dinah no" is a force of habit.

DinahJ: Wow, thanks Lauren.

LaurenJ: **wife

Canola: EXCUSE ME I'M UPSET?!

DuaL: OH YEAH

NormaniK: TELL US WHAT HAPPENED

Allysus: YEAH, WHATS WRONG MILA?

Canola: I can't see my forehead...

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