Canola: I'm upset...LaurenJ: Awww camzi, baby, what's wrong?
Allysus: WHO DO WE GOTTA KILL?
DuaL: Already ready to find their address.
Crybaby: ^ Already got my scissors to cut their nipples off.
Allysus: ^ Usually I'd say "ouch", but in this case, LET'S CUT THEM SLOWLY BABY
Crybaby: ^ Fuck I'm so in love with you
Allysus: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO
NormaniK: Mally stop being gay for a second we need to figure out who hurt Mila.
NormaniK: BECAUSE I SWEAR, I'LL HAVE DINAH MURDER THEIR ASS AND THEY'LL BE SORRY THEY EVER FUCKED WITH OUR PRECIOUS BABY
KylieJ: YEAH!
KylieJ: Wait... why does Dinah have to murder them? Why can't you murder them?
NormaniK: BITCH MY NAILS WILL GET RUINED TF
DinahJ: whAT ABOUT MY NAILS
ArianaG: I don't care about my nails, WHO TF HURT MY CAMILA?!
DuaL: I thought she was my Camila...
LaurenJ: ^ She is our Camila, Dua.
ArianaG: EXCUSE ME???? SO YOU'LL SHARE WITH DUA, BUT NOT ME?
LaurenJ: Dua's like our second girlfriend
NormaniK: I thought Dua was my girlfriend
DinahJ: No, I'm your girlfriend
NormaniK: I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP UP, WHO'S MY CINNAMON APPLE?
Allysus: That's me baby
Crybaby: Wait, then who's my bean?
ArianaG: I believe that's me
DinahJ: Wait then who's my wife?
LaurenJ: Me babe
DuaL: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MY SUGAR MOMMA THO
KylieJ: That's me mamas
Allysus: Wait, so if Camila's our precious baby...
Allysus: ... she's like, all of ours?
KylieJ: Pretty much.
Allysus: Why?
ArianaG: Camila's hot.
DinahJ: She got a nice ass
Allysus: we'RE ALL HOT AND HAVE NICE ASSES!
Crybaby: True. But we can't deny that we all wanna fuck each other.
LaurenJ: True as fuck
NormaniK: I mean I want you all to fuck me with a toaster.
Allysus: Not now, mani.
NormaniK: THEN WHEN, ALLY? WHEN?
Allysus: Soon 😏
DuaL: OH SHIT ALLYSIN
ArianaG: I wanna fuck Allysin so bad 😩
KylieJ: Wait, so basically we're all just dating each other?
DinahJ: Pretty much, SISTER WIVES!!!
LaurenJ: Dinah, no
LaurenJ: Wait, Dinah yes. Sorry "Dinah no" is a force of habit.
DinahJ: Wow, thanks Lauren.
LaurenJ: **wife
Canola: EXCUSE ME I'M UPSET?!
DuaL: OH YEAH
NormaniK: TELL US WHAT HAPPENED
Allysus: YEAH, WHATS WRONG MILA?
Canola: I can't see my forehead...