A/n: Why the fuck is subway so fucking good omfg
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Canola: Do you guys realize everyone has at least a little bit of poop inside of their body's 24/7?
Canola: Serious business men... moms... dads...
Canola: Beyoncé.
Canola: Even Jesus did at one point
Canola: Wait Do you still poop in heaven???
NormaniK: MILA ITS 3 A.M.
Canola: I know. I have a clock mani, but Lauren's taking up all of the sheets
Crybaby: So while laying next to your gorgeous girlfriend... you're thinking of poop?
Canola: Yeah cause Lauren's the shit
DinahJ: Awww Camren
DinahJ: My favorite problematic ship :')
Canola: Mine too ❤️❤️❤️
DuaL: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT SLEEP IS?!
Allysus: YOU CHOSE TO A PART OF THIS GROUP, DUA.
DuaL: NO I DIDN'T, YOU FUCKERS JUST RANDOMLY ADDED ME HERE AND I REALIZED YOU WERE ALL HOT SO I JUST DIDN'T LEAVE
KylieJ: I had to put my girlfriends phone on silent cause of you. How dare you all try to ruin her beauty sleep?
KylieJ: SHES TINY. SHE NEEDS HER REST.
Allysus: SO AM I.
KylieJ: Ally, I've witnessed you take 25 shots, and still be able to recite bible verses. Idgaf about you're rest. You're indestructible.
Canola: Well no shit, she's Jesus dumb ass
Allysus: I'm like half Jesus, half Satan
KylieJ: So Like you're kinda religiously bisexual
DinahJ: Woah...
Crybaby: Anyone got a condom? Cause I've just been mind fucked.
NormaniK: If you've already been mind fucked then why do you need the condom?
Canola: Yeah idiot, that's like wiping then pooping.
DuaL: in a parallel universe that's actually how they do it
DinahJ: Ew why the fuck ??
KylieJ: this group chat is so boring when Ari's asleep
NormaniK: Wake her up then
Canola: PUSH HER OUT OF BED, AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE ASLEEP!
DuaL: lol record it too
KylieJ: Can't I just slap her and act like I'm asleep
Allysus: KYLIE N O
DinahJ: KYLIE Y E S
Crybaby: Do it no balls
LaurenJ: GUYS CAMILA JUST SLAPPED ME IN HER SLEEP AGSJKLF
LaurenJ: I THINK SHE HAD A MUSCLE SPASM OR SOMETHING
KylieJ: THAT LITTLE HO DID NOT STEAL MY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M-
