A/n: clexylexy let me sit on your face daddy 👅👅
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KylieJ: Here's a picture of ally in case any of you are having a bad day
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Canola: I AM HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT MOM, MAKE THEM STOP P L E A S E
Crybaby: hOLY FUCK
Crybaby: JUST SIT ON MY FACE MOMMY 😩😩😩
Jesus: ^ That's sinful.
ArianaG: Jesus, is that you?
Jesus: Yes my child.
ArianaG: hOLY FUCKING SHIT, GUYS JESUS IS HERE
NormaniK: That's not Jesus, dumb ass
Canola: DON'T CALL YOUR SISTER WIFE DUMB MANI
NormaniK: Sister wife????
Canola: Yeah. You're all my wives.
Jesus: It's a sin to have more than 3
LaurenJ: I thought it was a sin to have a wife if you're a girl
Jesus: Bitch it's 2017 you act like I still care about that shit
Allysin: ... Hi Jesus
Jesus: Your kind is not welcome here, Allysin.
Allysin: I'm not coming back to the pure side
Jesus: wE NEED YOU TO HELP US FIGHT SATAN.
DinahJ: Holy shit I must be high as fuck, when did Jesus get here?
NormaniK: That's not Jesus, Dinah. This is probably just some stupid hacker
Jesus: You're mistaken, Normani. I am really Jesus.
Canola: *GASP* HE KNOWS YOUR NAME MANI
ArianaG: That proves it. We're taLKING TO JESUS
NormaniK: MY NAME IS LITERALLY ON HERE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
LaurenJ: *Sighs* We're surrounded by stupid morons.
Jesus: I wouldn't be talking, clothes is big on me.
KylieJ: Um who are you and how the hell do you know that????
Jesus: I'm Jesus. The son of Christ, and
I'm here to bring ally back to the light side
Allysin: No, bitch.
Jesus: But Satan is bad ally, you and I both know this.
Allysin: Boy have you seen me? I made Satan my bitch.
Crybaby: Is no one else concerned with the fact that IF this is really Jesus, he has a Twitter and is texting a group of teenagers???
Jesus: You're all my children.
KylieJ: Can I call you daddy?😏
Jesus: Must. Resist. Temptation.
ArianaG: OH FUCK NO. LOOK BUDDY, I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS IF YOU REALLY ARE JESUS, BACK OFF MY WOMAN.
Jesus: OkAY I'M SORRY.
DinahJ: Wait, what's so special about ally? Why do you want her on your side?
Jesus: Um have you seen her??? She's literally an angel.
Crybaby: Zero lies detected
Allysin: Sorry Jesus, I'm not going good again.
Allysin: I like being bad 😏😏😏
NormaniK: We're literally talking to a creep pretending to be Jesus. Is no one else bothered by this?
Jesus: I am Jesus
NormaniK: Prove it. Name something only I know, that I've never told anyone
Jesus: Camila's your favorite
NormaniK: hoW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT
All except Mila: WAIT WHAT?!
Jesus&Mani: We mean what
Canola: I KNEW IT
