*Private texts between Lauren, Normani, Ally, Ariana, and Dua*
Allysin: Sup Hoes
NormaniK: Why did you add us to a separate chat???
Allysin: Remember how we found out all of our girlfriends have a group chat without us?
ArianaG: Yeah, I found out by going through Kylie's phone while she was sleeping.
NormaniK: ... that's a little extra, don't you think?
ArianaG: I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'S TEXTING OTHER BITCHES👏🏻👏🏻
LaurenJ: OKAY, ANYWAYS... Why are we here ally?
Allysin: To prove to those ungrateful ass fuckers that we can be petty too.
NormaniK: I am 100% okay with this, but one question
NormaniK: Why the fuck is Dua here? Wasn't she part of the other girls separate group chat.
LaurenJ: DUA IS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER LEAVE HER ALONE.
Allysin: ^ and also she has incite on the other girls
DuaL: ...
DuaL: You want me to betray my bitches like that? FUCK Y'ALL I'M LOYAL.
LaurenJ: I'll let you touch my boobs if you expose them
DuaL: I'M IN
Allysin: Horny ass lesbians.
D&L: WE'RE BISEXUAL BITCH.
ArianaG: And we really don't care
Allysin: SO ARE WE GONNA EXPOSE OUR UNGRATEFUL ASS GIRLFRIENDS OR NOT?
LaurenJ: Camila has a whole ass sticker collection, and her favorite sticker is of Barbie
DuaL: LOL STICKER COLLECTION, SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE.
Allysin: ^ the point of this is to hate on her, Dua.
DuaL: BUT CAMILA IS PERFECT
LaurenJ: Perfect? Yesterday she ate a marshmallow that was still on fire, because Melanie convinced her that tongues were fire proof.
LaurenJ: I wanna say it's the dumbest thing she's ever done, but honestly I could name so many more.
ArianaG: Oh my god, speaking of dumb things, yesterday Melanie convinced Kylie that the sky was going to fall on us in two days. So now Kylie thinks we're going to die tomorrow lol
NormaniK: Didn't you believe Melanie too tho?
ArianaG: Obviously I believe her, but haven't any of you seen chicken little? He'll save us.
LaurenJ: Why is she here again?
ArianaG: Because y'all needed someone who wasn't a prude in this group chat.
ArianaG: Except for you mani, you're an angel and we're all happy to have you here.
Allysin: Bitch shut the fuck up, mani sucks donkey balls.
NormaniK: uM EXCUSE YOU???? IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH.
DuaL: Aren't you guys supposed to be talking shit about your girlfriends? Not each other?
LaurenJ: I exposed Camila already, someone else spill some tea
Allysin: Dua, start exposing your besties
DuaL: Nah I thought about it, and realized this group chat is trash and I wanna go back to the petty thots.
LaurenJ: DO YOU WANNA TOUCH MY BOOB OR NOT DUA???
DuaL: Camila once thought about Ally while she was having an orgasm
LaurenJ: WHAT?!
ArianaG: Honestly, I'm not surprised.
DuaL: Whenever Ally and Melanie get into an argument, she takes Kylie's jet, sneaks into Ally's house, and cuts her socks.
Allysin: WHAT THE FUCK????
NormaniK: Am I the only one who feels bad about getting Dua to expose the girls? I mean these are their personal secrets.
DuaL: Oh so you don't wanna hear about Dinah?
NormaniK: BITCH YOU BETTER SPILL THAT FUCKING TEA RIGHT NOW
ArianaG: ^ lol me too
LaurenJ: Wow mani, you're such a hypocrite
NormaniK: Shut the fuck up lizard, no one cares about what you think
LaurenJ: You know what, Nancy? No one gives a fuck about what you gotta say.
NormaniK: OOOOO, I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKING TO ME BITCH.
ArianaG: Guys calm down
Allysin: Shut the fuck up Ari, the only reason you're here is because you're not petty or smart enough to be in the "petty thots".
ArianaG: Oh yeah? Well at least I'm tall enough to reach my freezer, bitch.
Allysin: YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO FUCK ME!
LaurenJ: Oh shocker, Kylie wants to fuck someone who isn't Ari
ArianaG: What's that supposed to mean?
LaurenJ: she a h o e
NormaniK: But she ain't the one that cheated on her girlfriend tho 🤔🤔
LaurenJ: lol yet.
ArianaG: FUCK OFF LAUREN. ALWAYS TALKING SHIT WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YA GIRL SATISFIED, THAT'S WHY SHE BE WANTING TO FUCK MANI INSTEAD OF YOU.
LaurenJ: OH FUCK NO, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE-
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*Private texts between Kylie, Dua, Melanie, Mila, and Dinah*
DuaL: *Screenshots from other group chat*
DuaL: lol I got them all to turn on each other, like you said, Mel
Canola: lol that was easy
DinahJ: All it took was fake exposing Mila and melly 😂😂
KylieJ: Are we bad people...?
Crybaby: Yeah but who cares, twenty bucks mani's gonna kick Lauren's ass
Canola: YOUR ON!!
DuaL: lol I love this friendship
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A/n: This is long but idgaf 😂
