*Private texts between Ally and Normani*
Allysus: DUDE.
Allysus: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEAL WITH DINAH?!
NormaniK: Her stamina and tongue are amazing 😩😩
Allysus: I'M BEING SERIOUS MANI.
Allysus: SHE HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE/ANNOYING PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN.
NormaniK: Ally, your crush on Dinah is getting out of hand😂😂
Allysus: STOP JOKING AROUND MANI, I'M SERIOUS. I. HATE. YOUR. GIRLFRIEND.
NormaniK: Hey, technically she was your friend before she was my girlfriend honey bun :')
Allysus: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE FOR THREE MINUTES?????
NormaniK: Three minutes is an oddly specific time... but okay
NormaniK: Go
Allysus: I literally hate you so fucking much, mani
Allysus: YOU AND DINAH ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
NormaniK: Duh, why else would I be with her, and gonna marry her, and gonna have her kids and her last name? Huh? Get with the program Ally.
DuaL: YEAH, GET WITH THE PROGRAM ALLY!
Canola: ^ Yeah! What girlfriend number 2 said!
DuaL: "girlfriend number 2"... first of all, you're a side to me ...
LaurenJ: lol you're just mad cause you're the number 2 babe :')
Canola: Hey! Girlfriend number 3, don't speak to 2 that way!
LaurenJ: THREE?????????!!
LaurenJ: EXCUSE YOU?!
Canola: Everyone knows Kylie's number one
ArianaG: PLOT TWIST!
Crybaby: You aren't mad cause she called Kylie her girlfriend?
ArianaG: Why would I be mad? We all know Camila jokes around
Canola: THANK YOU TO THE PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS.
ArianaG: "person"?... first of all... my name is Ariana, bitch.
KylieJ: Who could forget the name I scream every night 😏😏
Crybaby: Oooo go on 😏😏
Allysus: IS NO ONE GONNA FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT DINAH IS THE MOST IDIOTIC WOMAN I KNOW?!
LaurenJ: "Woman"... first of all, she's still my little baby so fuck off Ally
Allysus: CAN YOU GUYS STOP WITH THE "first of all" THING?! YOU'RE ALL EQUALLY AS STUPID
Canola: "equally as stupid"... first of all, you raised us, mom.
DuaL: SHE GOT YOU THERE, ALLY.
Allysus: Fuck you guys, I'm gonna turn off my phone and go to church. I need a cleansing.
NormaniK: No wait, I wanna know why you hate Dinah so much 😂
Allysus: I TOOK HER TO A FANCY ART MUSEUM AND SHE DID THIS
DuaL: HOLY FUCK THATS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
DinahJ: Don't hate me cause I have a sense of humor, Ally :')
Allysus: Like I said, going to church
Crybaby: Why would you go to church, when you could come to me?
Crybaby: Or shall I say, coming for me 😏
Allysus: MELANIE AFHSJDKFK
Allysus: S I N F U L