Crybaby: Remember when Camila used to wear bows? Me too.
Canola: I still wear bows
NormaniK: I haven't seen you wear a bow lately
Canola.
LaurenJ: HELP ME IM HYPERVENTILATING AGAIN
DinahJ: SAME AGSJDKKGK
Allysus: BRING THAT ASS HERE MAMA
Crybaby: I'm so visibly shook right now
KylieJ: I'M AT CHURCH WITH MY FAMILY AGSJKDLFL
Allysus: Your family knows what church is?
DinahJ: That's shocking.
KylieJ: AGSJDKFLF TRUE THO
NormaniK: Camila has everyone and they mommas shook.
Crybaby: Everyday. All the time.
ArianaG: Kylie's giving me that good shit everyday. All the time.
KylieJ: THAT'S PRIVATE INFORMATION ARIANA.
ArianaG: Since when is ANYTHING in this group chat private?
ArianaG: I'm pretty sure Dinah, Melanie, and Camila shave each other's vaginas.
C&M: TRUE
LaurenJ: Wait what?
C&M: We mean what
Allysus: If I ever get a chance to be that close to Mila's vagina, I'm not doing any shaving, if you know what I mean 😏
Crybaby: Shut the fuck up pillow princess
Allysus: I AM NOT A PILLOW PRINCESS
NormaniK: You so are tho
KylieJ: Sometimes Ari's a pillow princess
ArianaG: THAT'S SO NOT FUCKING TRUE
ArianaG: I'LL MAKE YOU CUM, THEN THE FIRST WORDS YOU SAY ARE "I'm tired"
Canola: LMAO LAUREN BE LIKE
DinahJ: Can't relate
NormaniK: Dinah and I are so competitive, it's like a contest on who can make the other orgasm faster and harder
LaurenJ: #teampowerbottom
Allysus: I can agree to being a power bottom, but not a pillow princess
ArianaG: Kylie's my princess
Canola: AWWWWW THAT'S GAY AS FUCK
Canola: Lauren's my princess 💗
DinahJ: *GASP*
DinahJ: Well then what am I?
Allysus: Nothing. You literally have no purpose here Dinah
DinahJ: YES I DO.
Allysus: No. You don't.
Allysus: Melanie's the unique one, Lauren's the smart one, Ariana's the ditzy one, mani's the pretty one, Kylie's the rich one, and Camila's the cute one
Allysus: And I'm the mom.
DinahJ: EXCUSE ME?! I PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN THIS GROUP CHAT!
Canola: YEAH SHE DOES!
Canola: ... wait, how do you play an important role again?
Canola: I mean, I know, but I'm just asking... for a friend.
DinahJ: I hate you.
DinahJ: BUT I BRING LIFE, INTO THIS SPACE.
NormaniK: And you have a nice ass 😏
DinahJ: EXACTLY! SO SHUT THE HELL UP ALLY.
Allysus: Make me, big bird.
DinahJ: I AM NOT BIG BIRD.
Allysus: You're right. Big bird was actually important on the show.
ArianaG: HOLY FUCK CHILL ALLY.
KylieJ: She went from being our mom, to snatching weaves
Canola: SHE'S COMING FOR US ALL. NONE OF US ARE SAFE.
Dinah: Hey ally can you die of constipation?
Ally: I don't know. Why?
Dinah: I'm only asking because I'm worried about how full of shit you are.
KylieJ: oH FUCK
Crybaby: I'M SHOOK, DINAH'S CLAPPING BACK.
Canola: AGAIN, I REPEAT, NONE OF US ARE SAFE. HIDE YOUR WEAVES.