A/n: ALLY IS 24. TWENTY FUCKING FOUR. WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE. MY GIRLS ARE ALL GROWING SO FAST.
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LaurenJ: Scientifically, it's mad fucked up that humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own. Like, you don't see rhinos sucking on a goat for milk. So fucked up.
NormaniK: How high are you?
LaurenJ: I'm fine how are you?
KylieJ: LMAO LAUREN SAME
Allysus: But if you think about it, it is kinda fucked up ...
Canola: Yeah like, stop taking shit from the cows
NormaniK: Omfg...
NormaniK: You guys are high too?
DinahJ: Yes.
NormaniK: How long have you guys been smoking?
ArianaG: Yes.
NormaniK: Yes is not a time, Ari.
Crybaby: Guys I have a question
Canola: What's up?
Crybaby: How come our lips don't touch when we say "touch", but they touch when we say "separate"
LaurenJ: ... HoLY FUCK
KylieJ: I need a condom cause I've just been mind fucked.
DinahJ: No, but think about this, when you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but you have less bedroom
Crybaby: Holy shit bro
DinahJ: I know bro
Canola: That was kind mind blowing bro
DinahJ: Not as mind blowing as you bro
Canola: *Clutches heart* B r o.
NormaniK: ... What the fuck ...
ArianaG: Guys? who put the alphabet in order?
LaurenJ: Oh my god...
Allysus: What if this entire fucking time, everyone's been doing the alphabet wrong?
Crybaby: They probably are cause U and I should be together
Allysus: FUCK THAT WAS SMOOTH
KylieJ: No but for real, that alphabet shit, is fucking me up man.
Canola: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or the soap dirty?
Allysus: What the fuck
LaurenJ: *Opens google*
DinahJ: Let us know when you find the answer
LaurenJ: To what?
DinahJ: Camila's question
LaurenJ: Wait what was the question
DinahJ: The soap thing
LaurenJ: The answer is 24
NormaniK: That doesn't even make sense Lauren.
LaurenJ: Doesn't have to, I'm Lauren fucking Jauregui
Canola: Me too but not in that order 😏
LaurenJ: WELL SHIT TRUE
Canola: You're so hot
Canola: And perfect
Canola: And you have a nice ass
Canola: I love you
LaurenJ: I LOVE YOU MORE
LaurenJ: And I think you have a nice ass too, baby😘
DinahJ: I have a nice ass too, right Mani?
NormaniK: The nicest ass I've ever seen
NormaniK: But I like your big ass heart more
DinahJ: But my hearts not bigger than my butt right? That's all I care about
NormaniK: ...
KylieJ: You're heart isn't bigger than my lips tho
Allysus: K Y L I E
