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A/n: Let's have a little debate. What couple was better; Andy and April from Parks and Recreation, or Jim and Pam from the office? 😏😏

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@ArianaGrande: @KylieJenner, Come eat my ass pls & thankzzzz

@AllyBrooke: @ArianaGrande, YOU ARE A SINFUL DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE LORD, ARIANA

@ArianaGrande: @AllyBrooke, Kylie is my lord and she worships me so fuck off

@KylieJenner: @ArianaGrande, You're so fucking perfect and amazing who wouldn't worship you tho??

@DinahJane: @ArianaGrande, @KylieJenner, the amount of gayness makes me sick 🤢🤢

@DuaLipa: @DinahJane, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU FUCKING MINGE, @ArianaGrande, @KylieJenner, BRING ON THE GAY. I WILL N E V E R HAVE ENOUGH

@ArianaGrande: @DinahJane, We gonn remember that when you wanna borrow the jet to go see the sloths, dickwad

@DinahJane: @ArianaGrande, THE JET DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU

@KylieJenner: @DinahJane, Um yes it does. My heart belongs to Ari, so therefore everything else that's mine is hers bye

@ArianaGrande: @KylieJenner, MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU TOO COOKIE MONSTER💙

@DinahJane: @ArianaGrande, @KylieJenner,

@LaurenJauregui: @ArianaGrande, @CamilaCabello, be my Cookie Monster, baby

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@LaurenJauregui: @ArianaGrande, @CamilaCabello, be my Cookie Monster, baby

@CamilaCabello: @LaurenJauregui, ew bye I want a divorce

@LaurenJauregui: @CamilaCabello, You can't request a divorce before the marriage, sweetheart :)

@DuaLipa: @LaurenJauregui, I'll marry you boo

@CardiB: @DuaLipa, BITCH THE ONLY ONE YOU'RE MARRYING IS THIS PUSSY TF

@DuaLipa: @CardiB, I have no complaints about that 🤤

@CardiB: @DuaLipa, let me sit on your face while we listen to my songs

@NormaniKordei: @CardiB, wow you're so romantic

@CardiB: @NormaniKordei, girl don't even play like that because I am for real the most romantic bitch on this planet

@NormaniKordei: @CardiB, please name one romantic thing you've ever done

@CardiB: @NormaniKordei, I lit a candle before I let Dua eat my ass the other day, it was poppin😈

@LaurenJauregui: @CardiB, damn I can't believe my mom invented romance

@TaylorJauregui: @LaurenJauregui, I'm telling our actual mom that your idea of romance is lighting a candle and letting someone eat your ass

@LaurenJauregui: @ClaraJauregui, my idea of romance is lighting a candle before Camila eats my ass 

@DinahJane: @LaurenJauregui, SAVAGGEEEEEEEEEEE

@ClaraJauregui: @LaurenJauregui, You're father and I do that every night, honey.

@LaurenJauregui: @ClaraJauregui,

@LaurenJauregui: @ClaraJauregui,

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