A/n: I just posted a new story called "Twitter DM's - Little Mix" so if any of y'all wanna read it, it's there 😏
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NormaniK: what's the most awkward thing that's ever happened to y'all? Go.
Crybaby: I don't have any awkward stories I'm literally amazingly perfect.
Allysus: that's honestly so true
Canola: DAMMIT LITERALLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE IS AWKWARD
NormaniK: I know bby just choose one though
Canola: oh I got one!
Canola: okay one time I was going down on Lauren right?
DinahJ: I like where this is going 😏
Allysus: SINNERS
Canola: okay so we were having sex, I was eating the fuck out of that pussy, but then right in the middle of it my grandma calls.
KylieJ: oh god
DinahJ: I still like where this is going
Canola: I had to answer because my grandma's that type of person that keeps calling over and over again
Canola: so I answered.
ArianaG: well at least she didn't face time you
LaurenJ: LMAO TRUE
Canola: ANYWAYS, so I'm talking to my grandma right? And she goes "have you eaten yet"
Canola: and I dead ass locked eyes with Lauren, and I'm like "yeah grandma I'm eating right now I'll call you back"
Canola: I hung up and LAUREN WAS LAUGHING SO HARD SHE LAUGHED THE ENTIRE TIME IT TOTALLY KILLED THE MOOD
Crybaby: LMAO I'M DECEASED
Allysus: YOU GUYS ARE SO SINFUL YOU'RE GRANDMA JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAD ATE AND YOU MADE IT DIRTY SMH.
ArianaG: WAIT I GOT A STORY!
NormaniK: go for it
ArianaG: well once I had to read a book to a group of kindergarteners, because I like volunteering right?
KylieJ: YES. THAT'S MY LITTLE ANGEL. YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT IN THIS WORLD I LOVE YOU
ArianaG: AWWW YOU'RE SO CUTE
ArianaG: but this story is not.
NormaniK: let's hear it I'm interested
ArianaG: okay so I read this book called "Nana upstairs and nana downstairs"
ArianaG: and I was all like "oh it's cute! It's about grandma's"
ArianaG: BUT, spoiler alert, NOT ONLY DOES NANA UPSTAIRS DIE BUT NANA DOWNSTAIRS DIES TOO
DinahJ: oh my god ...
ArianaG: SO I'M LIKE SITTING THERE TRYING TO EXPLAIN DEATH TO FIVE YEAR OLDS.
ArianaG: I never volunteered to read books to children again.
LaurenJ: LMAO I'M CRYING
Crybaby: THATS SO SAD I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING
Allysus: ... poor nana's
KylieJ: OKAY I GOT AN AWKWARD STORY
NormaniK: let's hear it
LaurenJ: *read it
NormaniK: I swear to god Lauren-
KylieJ: okay so once I was doing an interview on my moms show, and kim made me wear one of her dresses
KylieJ: AND OFC KIMS DRESSES ARE ALWAYS SLUTTY AF
KylieJ: no offense to kim, if you got it flaunt it but anyways
Crybaby: lmao I like that line "if you got it flaunt it"
Canola: unfortunately I do not got it.
Canola: well around the chest area at least
ArianaG: literally same
DinahJ: stop stating the obvious guys
KylieJ: OKAY SO I WAS SITTING THERE AND MY BOOBS WERE LIKE POPPING OUT OF MY DRESS
KylieJ: so I was uncomfortable as fuck
KylieJ: AND I WASN'T WEARING A BRA
LaurenJ: oh god
KylieJ: SO MY BOOB LITERALLY POPS OUT, LIKE FULL ON NIPPLE AND SHIT ON LIVE TELEVISION
KylieJ: long story short my moms show got canceled.
NormaniK: LMAO AGSHKFL
LaurenJ: *immediately searches for the video*
Canola: LAUREN
Allysus: my turn!!
Allysus: once I was at church right?
DinahJ: oh my god ...
Allysus: and I forgot the lyrics TO ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GOSPEL SONGS! IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING AND AWKWARD
NormaniK: .........
NormaniK: let's just move on ....
NormaniK: Dinah and laur, one of you go
L&D: I don't got one I'm perfect.
L&D: ......
DinahJ: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
