A/n: .... so ty and Lauren kissed last night? wtf is going on I'm so confused... but anyways double update Hoes
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NormaniK: hey Dinah?
DinahJ: yes baby?
NormaniK: I just wanna remind you that you're a queen and deserve the world 💗
DinahJ: AGSHDJFKFLF
DinahJ: THAT WAS SO CUTE
DinahJ: I LOVE IT WHEN U R LIKE THIS
LaurenJ: *you are
DinahJ: thank you Lauren. Throughout that entire sentence I didn't know how to properly spell "you are". So thank you so much for correcting me, it was definitely wanted and needed.
LaurenJ: aw! you're welcome Dj, I'm just doing my job :')
Allysus: I can't tell if both of y'all are being sarcastic or ....
Canola: what did I tell you all about sarcasm?
ArianaG: that's it's a fancy food!
KylieJ: .........
KylieJ: is it?
Crybaby: *facepalm* no Kylie, it's not.
Crybaby: dumb ass.
KylieJ: DON'T BE SO SALTY. YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE ALLY HASN'T SENT YOU NUDES IN A WEEK.
NormaniK: wow, that's a long time
NormaniK: y'all think Allysus is really here to stay this time?
Crybaby: I HOPE THE FUCK NOT
Crybaby: ally I love you with all my soul and heart, you are my pride and joy, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE!
Crybaby: but when you're like dis sometimes you're too pure for your own good.
LaurenJ: *this
DinahJ: THANK YOU LAUREN.
LaurenJ: YOU'RE SO WELCOME DINAH, I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!
ArianaG: .... is that a food too?
Canola: no, I believe "enthusiasm" means toilet
ArianaG: oh! Makes sense!
NormaniK: HOW?????
NormaniK: PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE HELL ENTHUSIASM MEANING TOILET MAKES SENSE????
ArianaG: mila's smart. I trust her.
Canola: AWWWW I LOVE U SO MUCH
LaurenJ: *you
DinahJ: SERIOUSLY KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING LAUREN. NO ONE'S ANNOYED, WE ALL LOVE IT. YOU'RE DOING AMAZING. SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT, WE ALL NEED IT.
LaurenJ: I AM LOVING THE POSITIVE ENERGY!! YOU'RE SO WELCOME DINAH!
ArianaG: ... and positive means?
Canola: positive means pregnant
ArianaG: DINAH'S PREGNANT
Crybaby: DINAH STOP EMISON DID IT FIRST
NormaniK: she's not pregnant *facepalm*
KylieJ: but if she's not pregnant than why did Lauren say she was?
NormaniK: Lauren didn't say that! Positive doesn't mean pregnant!
ArianaG: yes it does, mila said so.
NormaniK: AND IF MILA TOLD YOU CATCHING EBOLA WAS HEALTHY, WOULD YOU DO IT?
ArianaG: how do you catch Ebola? Like in a net or something? Maybe a jar?
NormaniK: Ari... what do you think Ebola is?
ArianaG: a complicated word for butterfly.
DinahJ: SPIDERFLY MAH SHIP
LaurenJ: *my
DinahJ: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT AGAIN LAUREN! ISN'T IT JUST CRAZY HOW I'M STILL MISSPELLING WORDS EVEN AFTER THE MANY TIMES YOU'VE CORRECTED ME?? ITS ALMOST LIKE I'M DOING IT ON PURPOSE!
LaurenJ: I know! It's crazy!!! I guess we all make mistakes!
Allysus: ... this group chat is falling apart slowly isn't it?
LaurenJ: oh you have no idea
