@MelanieMartinez: I just think it's funny how you say you're "bored", but take more than 12 seconds to reply to me? Like congrats bitch, you're single.@MelanieMartinez: IT'S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HOW YOU THINK YOU'RE SLICK. I KNOW YOU'RE TEXTING OTHER BITCHES, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
@MelanieMartinez: I faked a couple orgasms with you before. Keep playing with me, I wiLL EXPOSE YO ASS.
@MelanieMartinez: You short ass fucking garden gnome, I swear to god I wanna murder you sometimes.
@MelanieMartinez: You think you can just reply 13 minutes late, and I'd let it slide? Guess again.
@MelanieMartinez: There's nothing like a girlfriend that shows you off💗 If you have one, congrats, because I can't relate 💀
@MelanieMartinez: Apparently I start too many arguments and I'm too "petty". Well guess what? You right😊
@AllyBrooke: @MelanieMartinez, wiLL YOU S T O P SUBTWEETING ME????
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DuaL: Melanie's subtweets are everything
DuaL: I'm framing them and hanging them on my wall.
Allysus: MELANIE YOU'RE PETTY AS FUCK.
Crybaby: Excuse you? I don't subtweet. Not everything's about you, Ally
Allysus: Really? So what other girl are they about?
Crybaby: What if they're about my grandma?
LaurenJ: Yeah, don't make fucking assumptions, Ally.
Canola: Your grandma is your girlfriend?
NormaniK: ^ Well Ally is kind of like a grandma
DinahJ: lol she's the grandma of the group
Allysus: shUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS
KylieJ: LEAVE ALLY ALONE, SHE'S FUCKING PERFECT AND WE'RE ALL BLESSED TO HAVE HER HERE.
ArianaG: ^ wish you would talk about me like you talk about other bitches
Crybaby: I AM SO MAKING THAT A TWEET
DuaL: #supportpettyMelanie2k17
LaurenJ: ^ FUCK Y E S
Allysus: You need to learn how to stop talking shit @ Melanie
Crybaby: Fight me.
Allysus: You can't even fight a cold, Melanie.
ArianaG: LOLOL REALLY THO
Crybaby: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM VERY VICIOUS.
DinahJ: lol where?
NormaniKd No offense Melly, but you still sleep with the same teddy bear you've had since you were 4.
Crybaby: LEAVE CAPTAIN TED OUT OF THIS, HE PROTECTS ME FROM THE FUCKING DARK
Crybaby: I AM A MEAN PERSON!
Canola: One time you saw a bird fall out of a tree and tried to help it learn how to fly.
DuaL: THATS SO CUTE OMFG
DuaL: MELANIE'S REALLY AN ANGEL
DuaL: A PETTY, CRAZY, ANGEL
Crybaby: iT WAS A BABY BIRD, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
DinahJ: You're like everything but vicious, Mel.
Canola: But it's okay because you're cute 💗
NormaniK: You're a cute little bean
KylieJ: Look at this lil cutie
ArianaG: OMG WHAT A CUTIE PATOOTIE
ArianaG: SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING F U CK
ArianaG: HOW COULD THAT LITTLE CUTIE EVER BE ANYTHING BUT A SWEETHEART
Allysus: SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER F UCK
Allysus: THIS IS WHY SHE GETS AWAY WITH BEING PETTY AS FUCK, LOOK AT THAT FACE
Allysus: MY LITTLE CUTIE PIE
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@MelanieMartinez: I can expose all of you bitches. Fuck y'all, don't test me.
@CamilaCabello: @MelanieMartinez, NOW SHE'S SUBTWEETING ALL OF US
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A/n: I am literally Melanie in this book.