A/n: I'm still working on that surprise I've been telling you guys so little about 😉😉
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Allysus: U guys are so fucking rude, I never found out why my bby Camila was depressed.
LaurenJ: *You
Allysus: YOU are an annoying ass bitch
Kehlani: *gasps in Allysin*
Allysus: I'm only Allysin for u baby 😏
LaurenJ: Lmao maybe you should be learning how to spell instead
KylieJ: B a b y
ArianaG: You're my baby 😊😘
DinahJ: You guys are so fucking gay
DinahJ: and as for you Laur, you're so lucky you're hot as fuck
NormaniK: ^ true , because if you weren't I'd kick that beautiful vagina so hard
ArianaG: how do You know it's beautiful?
DuaL: um everything about Lauren is beautiful bye
Canola: I swear to fucking god you better stay in your lane, she's mine bitch
DuaL: we can share.
Canola: I DON'T FUCKING SHARE MY FOOD
LaurenJ: Your meals prepared baby 😊😘
DinahJ: girl THAT ASS
NormaniK: Everything about you is perfect I'm so shook
Canola: THATS MY BABY
Canola: GOD DAMN YOU FINE
Canola: THATS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Canola: MY MUTHA FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE.
LaurenJ: I love you so much my love
LaurenJ:
Allysus: So you just not gonna tell us why you were depressed or ?
DinahJ: Does it matter... ?
Allysus: IT MATTERS TO ME
Canola: wow That means so much to me mom, but I was just sad because Lauren had to go to work last night. I love you so much 💙
Allysus: I love you so much too favorite child 💛 I'm glad you're not sad anymore !
DuaLs weLL FUCK YOU TOO.
NormaniK: Just gonna pretend like that one didn't hurt
DinahJ: Honestly I'm so offended
DinahJ: Like I expected so much more from u ally
Allysus: and the only thing I expect/expected from u was a call from jail deenah
DinahJ: Wow you got me so fucked up right now.
DuaL:
ArianaG: Honestly idc about being ally's favorite because I'm Kylie's favorite, and she's the only thing that matters to me 😊
KylieJ: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE EVERYTHING, WORDS CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME AGSHDKLFL
LaurenJ: You guys are so cute I'm gonna fucking vomit.
ArianaG: lol you're just jealous 😊😊😊
LaurenJ: Of what?
ArianaG: All this happiness b
KylieJ: OMFG U LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD BABY OH MY DAMN 😍 I'm so lucky wtf
DuaL: OHMYGOD I fucking love my unproblematic ship
CardiB: WELL WTF ARE WE??? YOU SAYING WE'RE PROBLEMATIC!??
DuaL: That's exactly what I'm saying.
NormaniK: Lmfaooooo but what about Dinah and I?☹️ we're unproblematic as fuck.
DinahJ: The other day you pushed me down the stairs so I wouldn't eat your chicken wings...
NormaniK: DON'T FUCKING FUCK WITH MY CHICKEN WINGS DINAH, YOU KNOW I DON'T PLAY WITH THAT SHIT.
KylieJ: I'm so glad Ari and I aren't problematic like all of you dumb ass bipolar bitches
LaurenJ: Honestly idk how you guys are so happy all the time lmao
ArianaG: Have you seen her face? A face like that deserves to be happy 24/7 😊
KylieJ: And have you met Ari? She's so precious, a girl like her deserves to be happy every second of every day :')
ArianaG: agshdkfllg I love you so much
KylieJ: I love you more my baby 💙💛
Allysus: omg gtfo I hate couples bye