A/n: MAN, Y'ALL SUCK. I WANTED TO ADD MY SASSY/BITCHY QUEENS TO A CHAPTER. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA DO IT SOON, IT'S 2018 AND I DESERVE SOME GOD DAMN QUINNTANA
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@AllyBrooke: This hat is my new friend
@LaurenJauregui: @AllyBrooke, a hat can't be your friend, ally. Are you dumb?
@DinahJane: @LaurenJauregui, And cheating on your girlfriend can't work with your relationship, Lauren. Are you dumb? 🤣
@DuaLipa: @DinahJane, OH SHIT. DINAH JUST SNATCHED YOUR WIG OFF HOE
@CamilaCabello: @DinahJane,
@TaylorSwift: @CamilaCabello, sis I'm dying @ that gif 😂
@Kehlani: @AllyBrooke, Wow, you're beauty almost made me drop my phone 🤤😍
@ArianaGrande: @AllyBrooke, ALLLY KEHLANI IS BACK FHRJFNFNHKAL
@KylieJenner: @ArianaGrande, We can read, babe.
@AllyBrooke: @Kehlani, (Ignore my STUPID ass friends) thank you ☺️❤️
@LaurenJauregui: @AllyBrooke, OH SHIT, ALLY USED A HEART. SHE AINT PLAYING NO GAMES.
@Kehlani: @AllyBrooke, DM me little mama 😏
@NormaniKordei: @AllyBrooke, OHMYGOD, GET SOME PUSSY ALLY
@KylieJenner: @AllyBrooke, @Kehlani, "L I T T L E M A M A"
@DinahJane: @AllyBrooke, WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
@DuaLipa: @Kehlani, But if you disrespect mom in ANY way, I'll cut your clit off, and feed it to you.
@CardiB: @DuaLipa, DAMMNNN DADDY YOU MAKE ME W E T WHEN YOU'RE ALL OVER PROTECTIVE LIKE THAT
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*Private texts between Ally and Kehlani*
Allysus: Hello :)
Kehlani: And here I thought you just didn't know how to text 😂
Allysus: I'm sorry I didn't text you sooner, it's just been complicated lately
Kehlani: Hey, trust me I know all about complicated. I'm just glad you're texting me now ☺️
Allysus: Yeah... I don't mean to be rude or anything, but why did you send me flowers? And why do you wanna talk to me so badly? You don't even know me
Kehlani: Well, I know I don't know you. But I peeped your twitter awhile back, and I'm not even kidding when I say that you literally took my breath away.
Kehlani: But at that time you had a girlfriend, so I didn't text you or anything (because I'm respectful). But recently I saw that you changed your bio to single, and I decided to make my move
Kehlani: My momma always said to claim the treasure before someone else does 😊
DinahJ: ALLY I LIKE HER 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
DuaL: SHE JUST CALLED YOU HER TREASURE SIS AFSGDJFJKGK
Kehlani: How the fuck did y'all get here
Kehlani: This some FBI type shit wtf
KylieJ: Don't worry I freaked out like that too when I was just trynna get ari's pussy
ArianaG: And now we're engaged 😊😊
KylieJ: ... no we're not ...
ArianaG: CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME PRETEND TO HAVE THE THINGS THAT I WANT?!
Allysus: I CAN NEVER JUST MESSAGE A CUTE ASS GIRL IN PEACE HUH ?!
Kehlani: ...
Kehlani: So you think I'm cute?