A/n: Y'all I just got so personal in my rant book. Like I opened up on a whole new level. So now I am sad and here's a double update.
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@MtvNews: @KylieJenner and rumored mystery girlfriend have been spotted leaving the Baymont hotel with each other.
@KylieJenner: @MtvNews, Her names Ariana, and we had so much fucking s e x
@DinahJane: @KylieJenner, FUCKING SAVAGE
@AllyBrooke: @KylieJenner, @MtvNews, YOU TELL THEM MAMA!
@SabrinaCarpenter: @KylieJenner, I support you bby 🏳️🌈
@ArianaGrande: @KylieJenner, @SabrinaCarpenter, OMG BABE SABRINA FUCKING CARPENTER JUST COMMENTED ON YOUR POST AFJNSLBF
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DinahJ: SABRINA CARPENTER JUST COMMENTED ON KYLIE'S POST, I AM SHOOK.
LaurenJ: OMG I SHIP HER AND ROWAN SO FUCKING HARD AGAKSLLDD
*Allysus has added SabrinaC and RowanB to the chat*
NormaniK: Reply to this if you're gay for each other
SabrinaC: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Canola: I FUCKING KNEW IT AHAKLSLD
DuaL: OMG YOU'RE SABRINA CARPENTER AND YOU MAKE ME W E T
Allysus: DUA LIPA DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME?
DuaL: lol nope
Crybaby: Pretty sure Dua doesn't even know what shame means
DuaL: It's a fancy food.
Canola: No, honey, that's sarcasm.
Canola: Shame is a fancy dessert.
ArianaG: That makes so much fucking sense
NormaniK: ... I just- I can't even- what?
RowanB: Wtf do you mean shame is a fancy dessert? You're telling me everyone's been lying to me about the definition of shame for all these years?
SabrinaC: No... honey... just no.
LaurenJ: H O N E Y
DinahJ: Oh my god, I'm fan-gilring so hard, I can't even
Canola: Well can you... odd? Lol see what I did there?
NormaniK: That was awful
Crybaby: Please don't ever do that again.
Allysus: Now I wanna die. Thanks Mila.
LaurenJ: LOLOLOLOL! ODD! LOL I'M LAUGHING SO HARD CAMZ! YOU'RE SO FUNNY OMFG, SOINLOVEWITHYOUOMG
ArianaG: ^ Now I also wanna die
SabrinaC: That was such a dad joke omg
RowanB: ^ You're my dad
SabrinaC: ...
RowanB: Now wait, that came out wrong, F UCK
Crybaby: lol it's so real
KylieJ: You can't look at this, and tell me it's not real as fuck.
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RowanB: Oh it's real, it's so fucking real.
SabrinaC: Yup, I hit that every night 😏
DuaL: SABRINA TOPS. SHE'S DADDY.
DuaL: SLURP MY PUSSY WITH A STRAW DADDY
Allysus: DUA N O
DuaL: You know, you say that so much I'm starting to think my name is "Dua no"
NormaniK: I disagree about Sabrina topping
DuaL: H O W
NormaniK: She looks like a top but I feel like she's lowkey a power bottom
Canola: Like lern!!!!
LaurenJ: CAMZ SHUT THE FUCK UP
ArianaG: It's not like it's a secret or anything...
Crybaby: Yeah, I mean we all know you're a bottom, Lauren...
DinahJ: My rooms right next to Mila's, I KNOW Lauren's a bottom.
DuaL: BUT LAUREN IS D A D D Y
KylieJ: That's cause you're a fucking power bottom to everyone, Dua.
DuaL: HOW DARE YOU? PILLOW PRINCESS.
KylieJ: How would you know?
KylieJ: I've never slept with you, and frankly, you wish you could get with this 😏
DuaL: I could go buy a plastic sex doll and it'd be the same experience.
RowanB: OH SHIT
RowanB: C L A P FUCKING B A C K.
SabrinaC: ^ Can you not get involved
RowanB: ^ Can you shut the fuck up and ride my face?
NormaniK: SEE! SHE TOPS!
SabrinaC: It really just depends on the mood and day
DuaL: Well, you're both my daddies.
Canola: I thought lern and I were your daddies...
DuaL: You guys are my papi's 😏😏😏
LaurenJ: F U CK THINKING ABOUT DUA SAYING "papi" MAKES ME W E T
DinahJ: Everything about Dua makes me w e t
SabrinaC: Are you guys like, all dating each other?
Allysus: Yup pretty much.
RowanB: Who's like, in charge here?
Crybaby: Usually whoever can yell the loudest
Sabrina&Rowan: lol I like you guys
