A/n: I lowkey wanna make a lit ass group chat on iMessage... Anyone in?
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Canola: OMG
Canola: OMG
Canola: OMG
Canola: G U Y S
LaurenJ: Yes my beautiful and amazing future wife?
DinahJ: YES. LOVE AND ADORE EACH OTHER, I LIVE FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GAY ASS SHIP
Canola: Did you guys hear about that Italian chef that died?
ArianaG: Omg no, what happened???
Canola: He... pasta way
NormaniK: ...
DinahJ: ....
KylieJ: ...
ArianaG: ...
Allysus: ...
Crybaby: ...
NormaniK: Someone better say something quick cause imma hurt her feelings
LaurenJ: LMAOOOOOO CAMZI THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD AGSHDKFLF
Crybaby: You're so whipped Lauren, at this point it isn't even a joke anymore
LaurenJ: You're just bitter cause camz and I are happy, while you and ally have to argue 24/7 to keep your relationship alive
Kylie:
DuaL: LAUREN JUST SNATCH YO WIG
Canola: Lern always snatches my wig
LaurenJ: Cause I'm perfect as fuck
Canola: That ass is perfect too😏😏
LaurenJ: But this face is too
Canola: hoLYFUCK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
Canola: LOOK AT THAT GOD DAMN SMILE
Canola: THAT'S THE SMILE I WANNA LOOK AT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Canola: I STRIVE TO BE THE REASON BEHIND THAT SMILE
Canola: Aafagdjflflfk you're just so GORGEOUS I'M SO SHOOK
Canola: YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID SHE ALWAYS SNATCHES MY WIG
DuaL: BITCH SHE SNATCHED MINE TOO, TF
DuaL:
ArianaG: ^ HOW ARE YOUR MEMES HOT AFSHDKLFFL
ArianaG: I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
KylieJ: Wish you talked about me that way, you asshole
Crybaby: Go subtweet her, Kylie. It's the only sensible thing to do.
Allysus: N O ITS NOT.
Crybaby: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a couples counselor.
Allysus: I'm not...
Crybaby: Then Shut the fuck up.
Allysus: excuse you?
NormaniK: LMAOOOOO it feels so nice being in the only unproblematic relationship
NormaniK:
DinahJ: I love you so much baby ❤️
NormaniK: I LOVE YOU TOO DADDY
Allysus: Just When I thought my kids couldn't get any gayer
Crybaby: Honestly that must be how all our parents feel
KylieJ: Stfu Melanie, you don't even have parents
Crybaby: YOU DID NOT JUST-
LaurenJ: MELANIE'S FAMILY ISSUE HAVIN' ASS IS QUAKING RIGHT NOW