DinahJ: I feel so lost...
Allysus: Aw Dinah! What's wrong????
Canola: Come to daddy, baby I'll make all your problems go away😏😏
LaurenJ: Okay camz, as horny as it makes me thinking about you and Dinah getting it on, n o t the fucking time.
ArianaG: TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING DJ
KylieJ: DID SOMEONE HURT YOU??? WHO ARE THEY??? I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL THEM-
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NormaniK: Jesus Christ Kylie, calm down.
NormaniK: Let's all just let my baby tell us what's wrong. And then we'll murder whoever made her sad.
LaurenJ: ^ Great plan. 100% agree, I've been craving homicide lately. So what's wrong, Dinah?
DinahJ: Like I said, I'm just so lost... and alone
ArianaG: Damn sis, that's deep as fuck.
DinahJ: No. I mean I'm literally lost and alone, Melanie left me at IKEA by myself and I have no idea which way home is.
Crybaby: lol yeah, I left you there on purpose
LaurenJ: Are you serious Dinah? That's what you got us all over protective about? Because you're at IKEA ALONE?
DinahJ: THIS IS A SERIOUS FUCKING PROBLEM, LAUREN. I COULD BE LOST FOREVER.
NormaniK: You seriously don't know which way Camila's house is?
DinahJ: Girl its not my job to know that, it's my job to sit here and look pretty all damn day.
Canola: And you do such a good job at that baby girl 😏😏
DinahJ: Stop making me wet I'm at IKEA
KylieJ: Camila makes everyone wet
ArianaG: ^ Zero lies detected
Allysus: Melanie makes me wet
Crybaby: Again, not everything's about you, ally.
Allysus:
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ArianaG: LMAO WHY IS MELANIE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
Crybaby: Did you just call me an animal?
ArianaG: No...
Crybaby: No what?
ArianaG: No mommy...
KylieJ: Wow ok, I'm horny
LaurenJ: Why is one of us always horny in this group chat????
Canola: Aren't all of us always horny tho?
Allysus: True, I mean I just wanna bang all of you. At once.
NormaniK: WITH A RULER?! 😩😩💦
LaurenJ: MANI N O
DinahJ: HELLO?! I'M STILL LOST AT IKEA.
LaurenJ: Dinah, IKEA's right down the street from camz's house.
DinahJ: There's two down the streets Lauren. Which direction?
Canola: One direction
NormaniK: Jesus Christ...
KylieJ: Gotta Zayn
ArianaG: Don't fucking trigger me like that Kylie
DinahJ: WHICH WAY IS HOME YOU BITCHES?? DAMN. Y'ALL CAN NEVER STAY ON ONE MF TOPIC
LaurenJ: NORTH DINAH.
DinahJ: Don't you mean north *west?
DinahJ: And that's not a direction Lauren, that's Kim's daughter.
LaurenJ: *Sighs* Stay at IKEA, Dinah. I'm on my way.
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A/n: Anyone wanna date a cute little bisexual who's v smol and v sensitive, but will love you so much? Cause I'm right here.
