A/n: I wanna do a Q&A on my message board, so if y'all have any questions for me go post it on my message board. I'M GONNA ANSWER EVERYONE. #brutallyhonest.
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Allysus: I wanna do something fun guys. All we ever do is throw shade at each other and talk about sex
DinahJ: ^ That's like 100% of every reality tv show ever
KylieJ: I was on a reality tv show
NormaniK: That's cause your sister did a porno.
Crybaby: MANI AGSHDKKF
NormaniK: What? Am I wrong?
KylieJ: ... No you are not.
Allysus: S E E WHAT I MEAN
Canola: It's Actually physically impossible for me to throw shade at any of you.
DuaL: Why?
Canola: Cause I overshadow all of you cunts
DinahJ:
LaurenJ: WELL FUCK, OKAY THEN.
ArianaG: Wait... but aren't you shorter than most of the people in this group chat? How can you overshadow someone if you're shorter than them?
ArianaG: Doesn't make sense. Try again Mila.
NormaniK: ...
NormaniK: Is this hoe serious? 😐
KylieJ: Baby there's two different meanings for "overshadow"
ArianaG: What? Why would a word have two different meanings? That's stupid.
Allysus: No, that's English. Stupid bitch.
ArianaG: Don't make me drag your ass again, nightstand.
Crybaby: Ally can't be a nightstand, she's shorter than them.
Allysus: S T O P COMING FOR ME.
Crybaby: I can't stop cumming for you😏
Allysus: Oh 😏😏
LaurenJ: ^ And you told us that WE always talk about sex. Ya nasty ass hypocrite.
Allysus: I WANNA DO NORMAL THINGS.
Canola: I wanna do NormAlly.
DuaL: Bitch, me too, the fuck.
NormaniK: 😏😏😏😏
Allysus: I WANNA TAKE ART CLASSES, TAKE WALKS AT TWO A.M, AND PICK FLOWERS WITH MY FRIENDS
DinahJ: So go do it
Allysus: yoU GUYS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS AND YOU ALL SUCK
Canola: I wanna smoke pot and fuck bitches
LaurenJ: EXCUSE ME???
Canola: Sorry, *I wanna smoke pot and fuck MY bitch.
LaurenJ: That's better.
KylieJ: Everything you just listed Ally, was stupid.
KylieJ: You're stupid.
KylieJ: This entire conversation is stupid and I am leaving
NormaniK: Well shit hunty, what's got you in a bad mood?
KylieJ: ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DIDN'T LET ME SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
ArianaG: Kylie gets very cranky when she doesn't have at least eight hours of sleep
Canola: ^ Lern gets cranky when she doesn't have at least eight orgasms.
DuaL: That's a lot of orgasms, Mila
Canola: I have a very nice tongue
LaurenJ: No lie there 😏
Allysus: I WANNA GO TO THE PARK AND FEED THE DUCKS
DinahJ: You can go to Lauren's house and feed noodle.
KylieJ: That duck does NOT need any more food.
ArianaG: LMAO AGSJDKDK
LaurenJ: FUCK YOU, KYLIE STOP FAT SHAMING HIM.
KylieJ: HES A D U C K LAUREN
LaurenJ: HE HAS FEELINGS
Canola: Like fish?
NormaniK: NOT AGAIN WITH THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT, MILA. GO HOME.
Allysus: I WANT TO GO TO A MUSEUM, AND HOLD HANDS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
Crybaby: But how? I'm not allowed to touch the art, babe...
LaurenJ: Honestly I thought she was gonna say something petty, but that was sO SMOOTH