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A/n: I wanna do a Q&A on my message board, so if y'all have any questions for me go post it on my message board. I'M GONNA ANSWER EVERYONE. #brutallyhonest.

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Allysus: I wanna do something fun guys. All we ever do is throw shade at each other and talk about sex

DinahJ: ^ That's like 100% of every reality tv show ever

KylieJ: I was on a reality tv show

NormaniK: That's cause your sister did a porno.

Crybaby: MANI AGSHDKKF

NormaniK: What? Am I wrong?

KylieJ: ... No you are not.

Allysus: S E E WHAT I MEAN

Canola: It's Actually physically impossible for me to throw shade at any of you.

DuaL: Why?

Canola: Cause I overshadow all of you cunts

DinahJ:

LaurenJ: WELL FUCK, OKAY THEN

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LaurenJ: WELL FUCK, OKAY THEN.

ArianaG: Wait... but aren't you shorter than most of the people in this group chat? How can you overshadow someone if you're shorter than them?

ArianaG: Doesn't make sense. Try again Mila.

NormaniK: ...

NormaniK: Is this hoe serious? 😐

KylieJ: Baby there's two different meanings for "overshadow"

ArianaG: What? Why would a word have two different meanings? That's stupid.

Allysus: No, that's English. Stupid bitch.

ArianaG: Don't make me drag your ass again, nightstand.

Crybaby: Ally can't be a nightstand, she's shorter than them.

Allysus:  S T O P COMING FOR ME.

Crybaby: I can't stop cumming for you😏

Allysus: Oh 😏😏

LaurenJ: ^ And you told us that WE always talk about sex. Ya nasty ass hypocrite.

Allysus: I WANNA DO NORMAL THINGS.

Canola: I wanna do NormAlly.

DuaL: Bitch, me too, the fuck.

NormaniK: 😏😏😏😏

Allysus: I WANNA TAKE ART CLASSES, TAKE WALKS AT TWO A.M, AND PICK FLOWERS WITH MY FRIENDS

DinahJ: So go do it

Allysus: yoU GUYS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS AND YOU ALL SUCK

Canola: I wanna smoke pot and fuck bitches

LaurenJ: EXCUSE ME???

Canola: Sorry, *I wanna smoke pot and fuck MY bitch.

LaurenJ: That's better.

KylieJ: Everything you just listed Ally, was stupid.

KylieJ: You're stupid.

KylieJ: This entire conversation is stupid and I am leaving

NormaniK: Well shit hunty, what's got you in a bad mood?

KylieJ: ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DIDN'T LET ME SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

ArianaG: Kylie gets very cranky when she doesn't have at least eight hours of sleep

Canola: ^ Lern gets cranky when she doesn't have at least eight orgasms.

DuaL: That's a lot of orgasms, Mila

Canola: I have a very nice tongue

LaurenJ: No lie there 😏

Allysus: I WANNA GO TO THE PARK AND FEED THE DUCKS

DinahJ: You can go to Lauren's house and feed noodle.

KylieJ: That duck does NOT need any more food.

ArianaG: LMAO AGSJDKDK

LaurenJ: FUCK YOU, KYLIE STOP FAT SHAMING HIM.

KylieJ: HES A D U C K LAUREN

LaurenJ: HE HAS FEELINGS

Canola: Like fish?

NormaniK: NOT AGAIN WITH THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT, MILA. GO HOME.

Allysus: I WANT TO GO TO A MUSEUM, AND HOLD HANDS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

Crybaby: But how? I'm not allowed to touch the art, babe...

LaurenJ: Honestly I thought she was gonna say something petty, but that was sO SMOOTH

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