A/n: Double update :)
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*Private texts between mani and Ally*
Allysus: Mani, are you okay?
NormaniK: Um yeah, why?
Allysus: You haven't been asked to be fucked by inanimate objects in awhile, I was just wondering if you were okay.
NormaniK: Honestly that's so sweet, I love you💗 but I asked Lauren to fuck me with a shoe lace this morning so I'm fine mama
Allysus: A shoe lace? What the fuck mani??
NormaniK: Don't worry, you can fuck me with it too baby😘
Allysus: I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU WITH A SHOE LACE NORMANI
NormaniK: Fine. A toaster?
Allysus: N O.
NormaniK: A toothbrush?
Allysus: NO MANI
NormaniK: A baseball bat?
Allysus: I DON'T EVEN THINK THATS POSSIBLE
NormaniK: Oh it's possible 😏
Allysus: How?
NormaniK: You make me really wet mommy
Allysus: MANI S T O P IT PLS.
NormaniK: You can fuck me with a prosthetic leg, daddy
Allysus: Mani, I am n o t gonna fuck you with a prosthetic leg.
NormaniK: How about you fuck me with Camila's favorite banana pillow? 😏
Canola: DO IT ALLY, SHE LOVES IT WHEN YOU USE SENIOR BANANA
DuaL: Fuck me with senior banana baby 😏
LaurenJ: Once she uses senior banana, you never go back...
KylieJ: Now I wanna get fucked by senior banana
ArianaG: Senior banana? How about senior Ariana 😏
KylieJ: Nah, senior banana sounds better.
ArianaG: Well, fuck you and senior banana, Kylie. Hope you two are happy ✌🏻
KylieJ: Senior banana is literally an object, stop being so fucking dramatic.
ArianaG: NAH! GO BE WITH SENIOR BANANA, SEE IF I CARE!
Canola: You guys are dead ass fighting about senior banana... a pillow...
Allysus: IF ANY OF Y'ALL SAY "senior banana" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-
Crybaby: ... Senior banana.
Allysus: MELANIE I SWEAR TO GOD
Crybaby: What? Are you gonna punish me with senior banana?😏
DinahJ: I... I cuddled with that banana the other night ...
DinahJ: Should I- should I like get myself tested or something? Because senior banana seems like a thot.
DanielleB: PISSY PUSSY THOT.
Allysus: GO AWAY BITCH, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR LITTLE STUPID ASS 21 SAVAGE WANNA BE ASS. GO BACK TO FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND STAY THERE, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
NormaniK: Well damn Ally...
ArianaG: Ally is done with our shit.
DuaL: Honestly I'm not surprised.
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A/n: So do y'all want Camren and Dua to be a throuple or no...? Cause I'm honestly down for it but I cherish y'alls opinions💗
