LaurenJ: Hi, I love you guysDinahJ: AWWWW WE LOVE YOU TOO LO💙
LaurenJ: Um I was talking to my girlfriends, Camz and Dua.
Allysus: fuCK YOU BITCH
DuaL: AWWWWWW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Canola: I LOVE YOU TOO BABY
NormaniK: I feel so fucking disrespected right now
KylieJ: Me reading Lauren's texts
ArianaG: ^ That's actually me reading Melanie's petty subtweets
Crybaby: I'M NOT THAT PETTY.
NormaniK: Ally started a petition at our church called "stop petty Melanie"
DinahJ: WHAT THE FUCK ALLY????
NormaniK: I'm not even kidding, people are actually signing and donating.
ArianaG: They're donating? Like money and stuff?
NormaniK: Yes!
LaurenJ: LMAO how much has she made?
Allysus: 230$
DuaL: WHAT THE FUCK THATS MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK
Crybaby: ^ I work with her and sadly that's true
Canola: I WANNA START A PETITION AND GET MONEY
KylieJ: What would your petition even be, Mila?
Canola: Feed the cold and hungry.
LaurenJ: Awwww that's sweet camz!
Canola: What's sweet about it? I mean I'm cold and hungry...
Allysus: And suddenly it's not so sweet anymore
DinahJ: But you know what it is? Genius.
DinahJ: Why don't people trick other people into giving them money more often????
LaurenJ: They do, they're called scam artists, Dinah.
DinahJ: Oh. Oh yeah I could definitely get into that.
NormaniK: *facepalm*
ArianaG: WE SHOULD ALL BECOME SCAM ARTISTS!!!!
Crybaby: I don't think you should be bragging about that on twitter.
Canola: Why not? I'm a scam artist now, I can do whatever the hell I want.
NormaniK: How would you become a scam artist, Mila? You can't even trick Sofi into letting you play with her lego's.
Canola: Have you seen my face? I'm cute, I look innocent, and I can make myself cry on cue.
DuaL: Most of those are true
DuaL: But can you really make yourself cry on cue?
Canola: Remember when I got us all free food because I decided to randomly start crying on the sidewalk?
ArianaG: thAT WAS FAKE???????
DinahJ: Guess who's never gonna trust Mila's tears again?
LaurenJ:
Canola: So can I become a scam artist now?
Allysus: N O MILA.
KylieJ: Well can I become one?
DinahJ: Me too!
Crybaby: I also wanna trick people into giving me money.
Allysus: no oNE IS BECOMING A SCAM ARTIST! THATS FINAL!
All except Ally: Man, I can never do nothing!
Allysus: I need a drink.
NormaniK: It's 8 a.m, Ally.
Allysus: Exactly.