A/n: Double update cause I'm stoned af but also woke af
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Crybaby: Y'all I'm high as fuck
LaurenJ: I don't get that reference. Like is a fuck really high? What even is a fuck?
Canola: Something you won't be getting if you don't stop being such a smart ass
LaurenJ: This is all a dream
Canola: ????
LaurenJ: You're sleeping
Canola: Wait for real??? THIS A DREAM???????
LaurenJ: Yes.
Canola: DINAH LETS HAVE SEX. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
LaurenJ: BITCH I WILL SLAP THE HIGH OUT OF YOU.
NormaniK: Film it and leak it...
NormaniK: The caminah sex, not the Camren slapping
NormaniK: No wait, film and leak them both
Allysus: Jesus fucking Christ Mani, get it together
KylieJ: Y'all why is this Xanax speaking Spanish?
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LaurenJ: THAT'S A BIG ASS LATIN XANAX GIRL
ArianaG: I didn't know Xanax came in races
DinahJ: They do, people just don't care about it.
ArianaG: WELL THEN THEY SHOULDN'T CARE IRL ABOUT HUMANS AND RACES.
NormaniK: First of all, yes Ari you're absolutely correct. Second of all, Kylie that's a fucking bar of soap s t o p
Crybaby: While Ally was Allysus, she washed my mouth out with soap once
Canola: Go on...
Crybaby: She ended up fingering me. I think she really likes being in control of things
Canola: Go on...
Crybaby: I came four times.
Canola: Go on...
Crybaby: Then I sat on her face.
Canola: Go on...
DinahJ: Yeah go on, I'm almost there 😏
Allysus: DINAH! HOW DISRESPECTFUL!
DinahJ: ...
Allysus: At least send us a video of you doing that!
NormaniK: N O.
NormaniK: God, this group chat is a fucking mess now.
KylieJ: I don't see a problem with that, Mani
NormaniK: You're a real smart ass when you're stoned, you know that?
KylieJ: And you're slowly becoming the mom of the group, you know that?
NormaniK: Wait what?
LaurenJ: Well... she's not wrong
Canola: You kind of are becoming a mom...
NormaniK: I AM NOT!
Crybaby: You are tho...
NormaniK: THAT'S IT! NEXT PERSON TO SAY I'M A MOM IS GROUNDED
Allysus: ...
KylieJ: ...
ArianaG: ...
LaurenJ: ...
Canola: ...
Crybaby: ...
DinahJ: lol you're my mommy ;)))))))
NormaniK: *Sigh* I need a fucking Xanax.
