A/n: Double update 😊
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Canola: It's ya' fav PROBLEMATIC couple 😏
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KylieJ: God dammit, now I'm pregnant
DuaL: DADDIES HOMO G O D
DuaL: FUCK ME WITH A PAN AND CALL ME MOZZARELLA STICK
Allysus: M O Z Z A R E L L A STICK.
NormaniK: mozzarella sticks aren't even made in a pan...
Allysus: What has this group chat come to omg
DinahJ: Listen troll, don't fucking disrespect the group chat and friendships I created.
NormaniK: Leave her alone babe, she's just bitter because she's lonely.
NormaniK: it must be hard being around all these couples
Allysus: FUCK YOU MANI AGAHDKLF I'M NOT THE ONLY SINGLE ONE HERE
DuaL: Yeah but I got hoes
DuaL: You got... no one
LaurenJ: She has me
ArianaG: EVERYONE has/had you, it's nothing special sweetheart
LaurenJ: LMAOOOO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SPECIAL MS. "Gets distracted by clouds" ass bitch
LaurenJ: YOU CAN'T EVEN CROSS THE STREET BY YOURSELF
DinahJ: When you really wanna compliment that fire ass pic of your ship but your friends are roasting each other so you just sit there like...
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Allysus: LMAOOO Dinah, shut yo bitch ass up. We know damn well your problematic ass has some petty ass shit to say
DinahJ: Nah I'm not your ex girlfriend, Ally.
NormaniK: F U C K
KylieJ: TOO SOON DINAH
LaurenJ:
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Canola: WTF LAUREN
Allysus: FUCK ALL OF YOU, I'M STILL HURT
DuaL: Girl you need to get some new priorities
DuaL: Take yourself to lunch, go to the spa, eat better
DuaL: #loveyourselfall2018
DinahJ: no thanks I'm not a lonely Cunt
ArianaG: Kylie buys me food, she also pays for my spa days, and I eat her pussy which is the BEST.
ArianaG: I'm the luckiest girl in the world 😊
KylieJ: No, you're the second luckiest girl in the world. Cause I'M the luckiest :)
ArianaG: asgshdjfkgl I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
KylieJ: I love you so much too my little doodle bug ❤️❤️❤️
DinahJ: ... "doodle bug" 🤢
Allysus: And I thought they couldn't get any gayer... *barfs*
KylieJ: Stfu Ally, you're just mad cause I'm actually getting pussy later, bitch.
Allysus: I DON'T NEED PUSSY
DinahJ: and Jesus didn't need wine ally, but he wanted it anyways
Canola: Wait Jesus drank wine?
LaurenJ: Yes camz, maybe you should pay attention in church.
Canola: I would if your fingers weren't in my pussy the majority of the time
Allysus: That's so disrespectful
DuaL: WAIT SO WHEN I DRINK WINE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, BUT WHEN JESUS DRINKS IT HE'S RULER OF THE EARTH?!
Allysus: You all disappoint me so much
ArianaG: Not as disappointing as your sex life tho
KylieJ: OH S H I T
NormaniK:
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