A/n: Comment here if you think Camren and Dua should become a throuple.
Here if Dua should date SZA.
Or here if I should just leave it how it is.
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*Private texts between Dua, Lauren, and Camila*
DuaL: Hi daddies
Canola: HEY MAMI 😏😏
LaurenJ: HI CHICKEN 💗💗
DuaL: I'm having such a bad day. I missed my class the other day, and now I have so much homework
Canola: I think I know how to make you feel better 😏😏😏
LaurenJ: I think I know what you're getting at 😏
DuaL: Oh 😏😏
Canola: So a sandwich walks into a bar right?
DuaL: And I was very mislead.
Canola: AND THE BAR TENDER SAYS "sorry, we don't serve food here"
Canola: LOLOLOLOLOLOL get it?
Canola: CAUSE THE SANDWICH IS FOOD AND ITS A BAR 😂😂
DuaL: THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY IM DYING
LaurenJ: LMAO I'M TRYING TO BE QUIET BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS SLEEPING BUT YOU'RE TOO FUNNY CAMZI AHSKSLLD
DuaL: That made my day better :)
Canola: WAIT I HAVE MORE
Canola: What did the grape say when it was crushed?
LaurenJ: What did it say camz?
Canola: Nothing... it just let out a little wine
DuaL: LMAO I GET IT, CAUSE WINE IS MADE OUT OF GRAPES
LaurenJ: LOLOLOL I LOVE YOUR JOKES SO MUCH CAMZ
LaurenJ: YOUMAKEMELAUGHSOHARDPLSDON'TEVERCHANGEBCILOVEYOU
DuaL: You made my day a lot better Mila 💗
LaurenJ: MY TURN TO MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER
Canola: I'd like to see you beat my jokes, lern 😏
LaurenJ:
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Canola: homOGODSHEBEATMYJOKES
Canola: I AM HYPERVENTILATING PLS HELP
Canola: I'M HAVING SOME NOT SO INNOCENT THOUGHTS
Canola: yoU MAKE ME SO W E T MAMAS
Canola: You're so fucking beautiful I love your face
DuaL: fuCK ME DADDY
DuaL: YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT, HOW?????
DuaL:
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Canola: ^ Me when I look at you guys
DuaL: You both KILL ME.
Canola: 😏😏
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DuaL: n U T
DuaL: I'M SO FUCKING WET
DuaL: HI PAPI YOU GOT A NICE FICE
DuaL: YOU BOTH CAN REALLY FUCK ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT
LaurenJ: thATS MY DADDY HO MO GOD
Canola: But look at her
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LaurenJ: FUCK ME OH MY GOD
LaurenJ: BABY GIRL YOU FINE
LaurenJ: CARRY MY KIDS F UCK
Canola: Let me hold your hand in public, and kiss you in the rain mommy
DuaL: @ both of you
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A/n: Couple questions:
What would Camren and Dua's ship name be?
And what would SZA's and Dua's ship name be?
