LaurenJ: Yo, we're all gonna fucking die one day and that kinda sucks but not really, because I wanna be reincarnated into a chicken.
Allysus: Well good morning to you too, Lauren.
DuaL: One question, why a chicken?
LaurenJ: Because chickens are cute as fuck, are you blind?
DuaL: Blinded by your beauty
NormaniK: thAT WAS SO CUTE F UCK
Canola: I'm also cute
LaurenJ: You're a cute lil chicken
LaurenJ: My cute lil chicken 💗💗
DinahJ: *little. HA CAUGHT YOU SLIPPING AGAIN, BITCH!
LaurenJ: Dinah's an ugly chicken.
LaurenJ: But the rest of you are cute lil chickens
DinahJ: Fuck you, leather
ArianaG: What if I don't wanna be a chicken tho ?
KylieJ: Shut the fuck up, Ari. If Lauren says we're all chickens, then we're all chickens
NormaniK: Cause Lauren's scary and intimidating as fuck, so we should all just do what she says?
KylieJ: I was gonna say it's because Lauren's super hot and can really fuck me with a toaster, but yeah... that too.
DuaL: Fuck me with a toaster and let me call you papi stroodle 😩😩💦
Canola: Y E S
Allysus: N O
Crybaby: Ally, its that exact attitude that earns you all those subtweets.
Allysus: I thought you said they weren't about me.
ArianaG: But the shoe fit, Ally.
DuaL: I wanna frame all of Melanie's subtweets, because I aspire to be that petty
Crybaby: THANK YOU! SEE! SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY PETTINESS
LaurenJ: I aspire to fuck you all with a chicken egg
Allysus: FOR FUCK SAKE LAUREN NO.
Canola: YES PLEASE MAMI
NormaniK: They call me mami Normani 😏
DinahJ: They can call you whatever they want, as long as I can call you mine
Canola: OHHHHHHHHHH SMOOTH AS FUCK CHEECHEE
NormaniK: Awww baby!!💗💗 But I'm already yours tho??
DinahJ: Can I have my fucking moment?
Allysus: Can I have some fucking normal friends?
ArianaG: Can I have a fucking decent non-homophobic family?
KylieJ: Can I have my childhood innocence?
DuaL: Can I have my dead fish back?
Crybaby: Can I have my parents love and support?
LaurenJ: Can I have my youth back?
Canola: CAN I BE ON DISNEY?????
NormaniK: ^ Can you fuck me on Disney?
Allysus: *Sighs* I love y'all but sometimes i just don't like y'all
