LaurenJ: Guys... Mercedes has three "e's" that are pronounced differently
DinahJ: YOOOO I'm woke af
LaurenJ: *As fuck
Crybaby: NO ONE CARES, LAUREN.
NormaniK: LMAO I JUST WHISPERED "Mercedes" TO MYSELF FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES
Allysus: You know Lauren's stoned when she's stating weird ass facts that wake us all up.
Canola: Okay but when is lern not stoned though?????
ArianaG: True. You need God, Lauren.
LaurenJ: God lmao g o d
LaurenJ: lol did y'all know "dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of god"
KylieJ: I'M SHOOK LAUREN WTF.
Crybaby: How do you even know all of these things?
Canola: Lern is just naturally smart
LaurenJ: Which is exactly why we complete each other, babe.
Canola: Awwww, cause I'm smart too?
LaurenJ: No cause you're stupid as fuck and need me to help you with simple tasks.
Canola: WHAT THE FUCK???
Canola: HOW DARE YOU??????
Canola: THE AMOUNT OF DISRESPECT I FEEL RIGHT NOW.
Canola: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT??????
Canola: I'M SERIOUSLY SO FUCKING UPSET. HOW DARE YOU?
Canola: WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
LaurenJ: Usually on my bed. But sometimes on my couch when no ones home
Allysus: L A U R E N.
NormaniK: Idk why I hang out with you guys at this point
KylieJ: Well you know what they say, when your friends are weird, it usually means you're weird.
NormaniK: Wtf, I'm not weird.. right?
Crybaby: ...
ArianaG: ...
Allysus: ...
DinahJ: lol yes you are
NormaniK: Oh my god... I'm weird ...
KylieJ: It's okay, it could be worse.
LaurenJ: Yeah you could be emotionally unstable like camz.
Canola: I'M LITERALLY GONNA CRY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT???????
Allysus: Well it's kinda true...
Crybaby: Yeah you're like the most emotional person I know.
Canola: I AM NOT EMOTIONAL.
Crybaby: So far today, you've cried 43 time. FORTY-THREE. And it's not even 2 o'clock yet.
Canola: How could say that? Great. Now I'm crying.
