*Texts between Kylie, Mila, Dinah, Dua, and Melanie*
Canola: GUYS LAUREN JUST SENT ME NUDES
DinahJ: Doesn't she always send you nudes?
Canola: PLOT TWIST, SHE SENT ME ALLY'S NUDES
DuaL: LMAO WHAT
KylieJ: Don't you already have Ally's nudes?
Crybaby: Doesn't everybody?☕️
DinahJ: DAMNNNN THAT SHADE THOUGH
Canola: I think she sent them on accident...
KylieJ: The question is, why does she have Ally's nudes?...
DuaL: She has another girls nudes...
DinahJ: Now let's all be rational about this
Crybaby: LEAVE LAUREN, I'LL LEAVE ALLY, WE'LL DATE EACH OTHER!
DinahJ: ^ I just remembered why this group chat is labeled "the petty thots"
Canola: What do I say? Should I reply?
Crybaby: LEAVE HER ON SEEN, PUT HER ON DO NOT DISTURB, AND SUBTWEET HER TILL SHE SUBTWEETS YOU BACK
Crybaby: Then when she subtweets you back, start twitter drama with her
Crybaby: Say you're single on all social media too!
KylieJ: 1-800-dropthathoe!!!!!
Canola: ... That's really petty, don't you think?
Crybaby: Mila, do you know who I am? If anything that's not petty enough.
DuaL: WAIT! I have a better idea!
Canola: What's your idea?
DuaL: I'LL SEND YOU MY NUDES AND YOU CAN SEND THEM TO HER!
DinahJ: ^ Oh that's good...
KylieJ: THAT'S EVIL
Crybaby: I gotta say... I'm so proud right now
Canola: OR I COULD DO BOTH MELANIE'S IDEA AND DUA'S TOO!
Crybaby: DOUBLE PROUD
Crybaby: *sighs* my kids have learned from the best.
LaurenJ: TF IS GOING ON HERE?????
ArianaG: I TOLD YOU THEY HAD A SEPARATE GROUP CHAT!!!!!
Allysus: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING ARI!
ArianaG: I'M NOT! I saw it on Kylie's phone!
KylieJ: YOU WERE GOING THROUGH MY PHONE?!
ArianaG: ...
NormaniK: We're ignoring the bigger picture here... why the fuck does Lauren have Ally's nudes?
Canola: T H A N K Y O U!
NormaniK: ^ you can stfu I'm pissed that you didn't add me to this group chat.
Crybaby: We've had this group chat for 3 months now...
NormaniK: THAT MAKES IT WORSE!
DinahJ: So Lauren, please spill the tea.
Allysus: Oh god no
DuaL: *Grabs popcorn*
KylieJ: *Joins Dua*
ArianaG: ^ No one cares
KylieJ: STOP BEING A SALTY LITTLE BITCH
Canola: CAN WE ALL LET LAUREN TELL US WHY SHE HAS ALLY'S NUDES PLEASE?!
LaurenJ: Okay, so a couple of weeks ago, we were all in Texas. And Ally took nudes, right? And me being an awesome best friend, and having that iPhone 7 camera quality, I took her nudes for her!
LaurenJ: Cause that's just what friends do.
LaurenJ: I didn't delete them cause I like Ally's tits
DinahJ: Wait.... so you took naked pictures of Ally? Wtf Lauren?
NormaniK: ^ Don't act like you don't take naked pictures of Mila
LaurenJ: Wait what
DinahJ: She means what?
KylieJ: WAIT SO ALLY LETS LAUREN TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF HER BUT GETS MAD WHEN I STEAL HER UNDERWEAR??????
KylieJ: Fuck you Ally
Allysus: STOP STEALING MY UNDERWEAR KYLIE
KylieJ: STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
LaurenJ: So we're just gonna act like Dinah, camz, Dua, Melly, and Kylie don't have a separate group chat without us called "the petty thots"? Okay then...
