A/n: This book is coming to end soon afshdjfk. Idk if y'all want me to make a fourth one or not?
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DinahJ: Peasants? Entertain me, i'm bored
Allysus: We aren't your peasants dinah
DinahJ: I'm the mother of this group chat. I created it, therefore everyone in it is my child
NormaniK: ....
DinahJ: EW NOT YOU
NormaniK: OH SO I'M NOT A PART OF THIS GROUP NOW????? SO NOW ALL BECAUSE WE'RE DATING I CAN'T BE A PEASANT OR YOUR CHILD?
DinahJ: First of all you're a queen, not just any queen, MY QUEEN
DinahJ: Second of all, why would you wanna be a peasant, when you could be fucking me right now instead?
NormaniK: Those are two very solid points, and i withdraw my previous statements earlier. I love you, and am omw to fuck the shit out of you
DuaL: Wait i wanna join
DuaL: YOU GUYS CAN BOTH TAKE TURNS FUCKING ME IN THE ASS
KylieJ: I wanna get fucked in the ass too
DinahJ: 😏 i can help with that
KylieJ: No I want ari to fuck me in the ass not u bitch
NormaniK: Wow you're so in love it's boring
ArianaG: Girl we're happy. I'm in love. Idc if it's boring to you, my relationship and sex life is great and I'm a soon to be Jenner, so I'm rich now. Ain't no one care if you think it's boring
ArianaG:
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Allysus: Must be nice to be rich
ArianaG: I also said i was in love
Allysus: ...
Allysus: Must be nice to be rich.
LaurenJ: CAN YOU GUYS STFU CAMZ AND I ARE TRYING TO DO IMPORTANT WEDDING SHIT
DinahJ: AM I INVITED TO THE WEDDING YES OR NO
Canola: Well if lauren doesn't decide on blue napkins or white napkins THERE AINT GONNA BE A WEDDING CAUSE IMMA BE IN JAIL FOR BREAKING HER NECK
LaurenJ: .......
LaurenJ: WHICH SHADE OF BLUE DO YOU PREFER
Canola: THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME
LaurenJ: THEY A R E N ' T THE S A M E
LaurenJ: AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED ON CHICKEN OR SHRIMP
Canola: I WANT MINI BANANAS
LaurenJ: WE ARE NOT SERVING MINI BANANA'S AT OUR WEDDING
Canola: THEN I'M NOT GOING
LaurenJ: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PROPOSED
Canola: Is it too late to revoke?
LaurenJ: Y E S NOW CHOOSE A DAMN NAPKIN AND STOP ARGUING WITH ME OVER TEXTS
DinahJ: lololololol if mani and i are really gonna be fighting over napkins, i don't wanna get married
NormaniK: we can skip straight to our honey moon baby 😏😏😏😏😏😏
